On Monday, I shared my 5-year-old daughter’s deep thoughts. Today I’m happy (?!) to share my 8-year-old son’s deep thoughts.
I’ve mentioned before that my son loves potty humor. Lately, he’s grown fond of blowing raspberries on his arm. Remember how cute it was to blow a raspberry on a baby’s belly? A 3rd grader incessantly blowing raspberries on his arm all the live long day is not so cute.
Thus, it should come as no surprise that I told him the following when we were getting ready to go to a birthday party on Saturday.
“You will NOT make any raspberries at the birthday party, do you understand?”
Just to cover all my bases, I clarified my expectations further. “You will NOT make any raspberries on the WAY to the birthday party, either. Do you understand?”
He looked thoughtful, then asked, “How about on the way home?”
He was serious, people.
What deep thoughts are your kids having these days?