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How to Spoil Charlotte’s Web

May 1, 2014 By Katy 5 Comments

My seven-year-old daughter and I were sitting on the couch watching some TV.

An ad for “Charlotte’s Web” came on.

7yo: Charlotte’s Web! We have that book at school!

Me: It’s good, isn’t it? But sad.

7yo: I know, because of Wilbur.

Me: Wilbur? I think it’s sad because Charlotte dies.

7yo: CHARLOTTE DIES?

Me:  I thought you said you had the book at school?

7yo: We do, but we still have 100 pages to go!

And that is why I’m called the Experienced Bad Mom!

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  1. thedoseofreality says

    May 1, 2014 at 11:16 am

    Oh man. 🙁 That is a moment when it would be great if life had a rewind button. Poor sweet girl!-Ashley
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  2. katie @ pick any two says

    May 1, 2014 at 11:24 am

    Something like this is bound to happen to me someday. I tend to think out loud and that will be a problem when my son is older!!!
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  3. Michelle @ A Dish of Daily Life says

    May 1, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    Oh bummer! I’m sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I’ve done it too. I can be your sidekick.
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  4. Lou Lou says

    May 3, 2014 at 1:41 am

    OMG, this is my future. I can totally see me doing this, I’ve already had some close calls to references to Santa and the Easter Bunny/Rooster being involved…

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  5. Chris Carter says

    May 3, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry- I totally should feel bad, but how can I not laugh at THAT?? Ohmygosh- I would do something like that too… POOR experienced BAD MAMA!! LOLOLOL

    You really nailed it with that one. I feel your pain girl!
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