A new line of scented candles for moms has burst onto the scene. These scented candles are the perfect accompaniment to Fall’s longer nights and cooler temperatures.
The timeless fragrances–created by moms for moms–are available in 100% soy wax. Guatemalan goats hand poured each one. Read on to choose your favorite!
Sleepless Newborn Nights
The youngest scented candle from the collection is Sleepless Newborn Nights. It is a harmonious blend of the sweet smell of an infant’s downy head and 100% liquid poop. Secondary notes of curdled breast milk mix with the bright aroma of “Go the &*#$ to sleep” to round out this perfect accompaniment to your late night. Sweet dreams, indeed.
Eau de Preschooler
This earthy scent combines a whiff of stale Goldfish crackers with the fruity notes of spilled yogurt tubes. Add the essence of decaying leaves straight from the sandbox and the pungent smell of tempera paint for a lasting, luxurious experience that burns from September to May.
Elementary School Evening
An instant burst of crisp, salty tears spilled over math homework mixes with the pungent scent of glue sticks. Topped with steely notes of pencil lead and the sensuous aroma of eraser shavings, Elementary School Evening is sure to be a timeless favorite.
Smells like Teen Attitude
Strong. Acerbic. Musky. That’s Smells like Teen Attitude, a luminous blend of disgust and notes of “Whatever”. Lightly scented with eye rolls. Unisex. Gender-specific versions are available with top notes of moodiness and testosterone for the gentlemen and sullenness and estrogen for the ladies.
These popular scented candles for moms are limited-edition. Hurry and get yours today!
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