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Time to play, time to work

April 1, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

I overheard Sydney talking to one of her baby dolls the other day and it almost broke my heart! She often talks to her dolls the way her Dad or I talk to her. “It’s okay” she’ll say as she rocks them or “Go night-night.” Things like that. Well this time I heard her say [Read More]

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EMERGENCY (not really)

March 25, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

We got an email from Will’s kindergarten that there had been a small electrical fire in the building. It was quickly contained and caused minimal smoke damage to a closet. This email made me remember that I am part of the emergency phone fan out committee for Will’s class. In the event of an unexpected [Read More]

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Do as I say, not as I do

March 18, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

Here are 2 examples of “Do as I say, not as I do!” First, I got up from the couch to get something and when I returned Will had stretched out on the whole couch. “Move,” I said. “No” he replied. “Excuse me?” “You didn’t say ‘Please move’”. Busted! My second example is a guest [Read More]

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Still more about poop…

March 11, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

Will and Chad were in the basement playing floor hockey. It sounded like they were having a good time. Suddenly, Will raced upstairs because he wanted to wear his Michigan hockey jersey. “I want a jersey, too”, said Sydney. So I told her to go tell her Dad. She plodded downstairs and I overheard the [Read More]

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Clean up on Aisle 9

March 7, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

I had taken Will with me to the grocery store for my weekly shopping trip. Of course, he wanted candy and toys, but he was also prone to crashing the basket, getting in and out of the basket a thousand times, and running down the aisle and around the corner where I couldn’t see him [Read More]

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Shut up vs. Butthead

February 28, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

This morning Will woke up cranky. He came out of his bedroom to see me already sitting on the couch. “Mom! I’m supposed to get up first!” “I’m sorry,” I replied. “Doodee (our cat) woke me up. He kept meowing and meowing at me. I finally said, ‘Shut up, Doodee!’” “Mom, shut up is a [Read More]

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Mr. Moneybags

February 21, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

“Mom, take this and put it away” my 5-year-old said. I looked down and saw a damp nickel pressed into my palm. “What’s this?” I asked. “My money,” said Will. I knew he did not have any money on him that day at Disneyworld. I looked from him to the fountain where we had just [Read More]

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Oops, I did it again!

February 18, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

Just back from Disneyworld and we had a grand time! One of the rites of passage at Disney is dining at a character meal. We chose breakfast with Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Alice in Wonderland and Mary Poppins, mostly because this was the meal offered at our hotel so it was easy to do. You [Read More]

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Bad mom to other people’s kids

February 10, 2009 By Katy 1 Comment

This weekend my friend Isabel took pity on me and the kids and invited us over for dinner. Chad was out of town, so this invitation was a treat. I hadn’t offered to bring anything when she asked me, because I honestly didn’t know if I had the time or wherewithal to make a trip [Read More]

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Order of Daily Events

February 5, 2009 By Katy Leave a Comment

Can you make out this picture drawn by Will? It’s 3 pictures depicting the order of his daily events. I innocently thought the first picture on the left was him sleeping in bed or waking up in the morning. Nope. He explained it’s him sitting on the couch watching TV. Great. Second picture is a [Read More]

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