You signed up for classes on bathing your newborn, breastfeeding, installing a car seat, etc.
Well, here are the parenting classes that I wish were REALLY offered. These would have been so useful!
How to buy birthday presents for 9-year-old boys.
In this class, you’ll learn that Beyblades are sooooo 2012 and gift cards are just “meh”. And don’t even think about giving a 9-year-old boy an article of clothing. In a nutshell, you’ll learn that you are hopelessly outdated and must simply stock up on Nerf guns.
How to finance your child’s activities.
In this class, you’ll learn that every penny you don’t put into retirement or a college savings account will be usurped by payments for ice hockey, baseball, baton twirling, gymnastics, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, music classes, etc. You’ll even learn that it’s better to starve than not let Junior experience French-immersion basket weaving.
How to put your children to bed in 10 minutes or less.
Say goodbye to the hour long bath-taking-teeth-brushing-jammie-snuggling-book-reading routine once and for all. Magically send your children to bed where they fall quickly asleep. This class is sponsored by Jack Daniels and Benadryl.
What parenting classes do YOU wish were offered?