We went to a trampoline place on Black Friday for some fun. One of the trampoline courts was for dodgeball and it listed the rule “No Suicides”. As my friend and I discussed what “No Suicides” meant in regards to Dodgeball, Will spoke up.
“I know what suicide is,” he said.
“In dodgeball?” I asked.
“No,” he clarified. “Just suicide.”
Hmm, I thought. I think it’s sad that my 9-year-old knows what suicide is.
“It’s when bad guys are trying to kill you in the sewer,” he reported.
“Get it? Sewercide,” he concluded seriously.
Never thought “sewercide” would make me smile!