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Novel Home Inventions I Need Someone To Invent

April 12, 2016 By Katy

Here's a list of novel home inventions I need someone to invent - now!

You know what novel home invention I need someone to invent? This cartoon, courtesy of everythingfunny.org, sums it up perfectly: Indeed, every time I set my oven above 400 degrees, I set off the smoke alarm. Since our house is newer, it’s equipped with a highly sophisticated smoke alarm that includes someone bellowing “FIRE! FIRE!” as well as [Read More]

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Easter Cake, Visits and Laughs

March 23, 2016 By Katy

Easter Joy - Our Kitten met the Easter Bunny

Easter is this Sunday and I’m excited to spend the day attending church and being with my family. We’ll have an Easter egg hunt, too, with a few goodies for the kids that I’m sure they’ll like. Besides going to church, which is the whole reason for the season, our family has a few Easter traditions that fill [Read More]

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What Dinner at My House Looks Like

March 16, 2016 By Katy

Here's what dinner at my house looks like. Moms, can you relate?

I’m pleased to welcome Kate from Maternity Glow to the blog. She’s sharing the truth–the funny, realistic truth–about what dinner looks like at her house. Enjoy her post and let us know in the comments if you can relate! My dinner table is a thing of beauty. The fine China is out, the table is [Read More]

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5 Thoughts I Have Brushing My Daughter’s Hair

February 10, 2016 By Katy

Here are 5 Thoughts I Have Brushing My Daughter's Hair. Moms, can you relate?

While brushing my daughter’s hair, I am flooded with emotions. I’m delighted that she was blessed with a crown of golden, wavy hair. I’m dismayed that I’m the one who has to manage and maintain it until she’s older. It’s not easy and there are often tears and harsh words–from both of us! That’s why I’m pleased that [Read More]

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10 Things You Can Say to a Kitten or a Baby

January 13, 2016 By Katy

10 Things You Can Say to a Kitten or a Baby

Those of you who have been hanging around the blog for a while know that we are a cat family. You may recall our beloved Mr. Tabbers went to kitty Heaven this fall. Our poor, crushed hearts were only resuscitated in December when we welcomed a new kitten, Scooter, to the clan. I have to [Read More]

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The Sobering Truth about Equine High-Ya Disease

November 23, 2015 By Katy

Here's the sobering {and funny!} truth about Equine High-Ya Disease. You gotta read it to believe it!

Moms and Dads, have you ever heard of Equine High-Ya disease? I know I’d never heard of it until recently. It’s a serious condition and I must share what I know. Everything about the disease I learned from my husband and daughter, 8. They were playing horsies one evening with those cute Melissa & Doug horses [Read More]

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Thankful for Laughs

November 18, 2015 By Katy

Sure I have regrets. I regret never being in the audience for one of Oprah's "Favorite Things" episodes.

As a humor blogger, it is my goal to entertain you: whether that’s through stories of my parenting fails, the funny things my kids say, or the crazy things I think up, I’m always hoping to make you laugh. That’s why, as we in America sit down to celebrate Thanksgiving soon, I’m so thankful for [Read More]

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10 Reasons Why The Tooth Fairy Did Not Come Last Night

November 3, 2015 By Katy

Whoops! Did The Tooth Fairy forget to come? Here are 10 Reasons Why The Tooth Fairy Did Not Come Last Night!

It glistened in the soft morning light. The single tear that fell from my daughter’s eye as she stood in our bedroom doorway. “Mommy, she didn’t come!” breathed my eight-year-old despondently. Then that single tear turned into a torrent. Oh, Fudge. The Tooth Fairy didn’t come last night. “Uh,” I stammered in reply, elbowing my husband awake. [Read More]

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Toddler Behaviors I Would Like to Exhibit

October 27, 2015 By Katy

Check out these funny but true toddler behaviors that I would like to exhibit myself!

I volunteered in my church’s nursery this summer and was placed in the toddler room. Ah, toddlers. Those not-quite preschoolers who kicked babyhood’s butt and conquered learning to walk and feed themselves. As I worked with the toddlers–and reminisced about when my own kids were that young–I noticed several common behaviors.  I realized that these [Read More]

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Have You Had a Laugh Today?

October 9, 2015 By Katy

I'm the meanest mom!

Have you had a laugh today? I know I need one! It’s been a rough week, as I shared on Tuesday, because we had to say goodbye to our beloved pet of 18 years. Thankfully, Pinterest provides unending funniness. That’s right, I find more quirky jokes and pictures on there than anywhere else these days. [Read More]

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