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Hearing These Five Sounds Mean You’re a Mom

July 15, 2015 By Katy 13 Comments

Hearing these five sounds, such as the lip-smacking of a hungry newborn, mean you're a mom! Come see if you agree with these sounds of motherhood.

I used to cry when I heard it. The smacking of teeny, tiny newborn lips. My ravaged, raw breasts — trying so hard to get the hang of breastfeeding a newborn — would clench defensively. Together with the hungry cry, the wet cry, the poopy cry, and the gassy cry, that lip-smacking sound announced to [Read More]

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Another Universal Truth of Motherhood

April 4, 2013 By Katy 6 Comments

Last fall I shared some Universal Truths of Motherhood, such as: The toy you secretly gave away to the Goodwill yesterday after no one played with it for a year is the toy they suddenly remember and want to play with today.  This week I noticed yet another Universal Truth of Motherhood: Children will NEVER [Read More]

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My Universal Truths of Motherhood

October 2, 2012 By Katy 5 Comments

Recently my 5-year-old was looking for a toy. She couldn’t find it anywhere. She described it down to the very last detail. I vaguely remembered it and then realized it was a toy she hadn’t played with in forever. It reminded me that there are certain universal truths of motherhood. These include: 1. The toy [Read More]

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