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Zoomies, Prancercise, and the Chillo

October 3, 2013 By Katy

The other night I saw a commercial for Zoomies, binoculars that you wear like glasses.

What?

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I laughed and laughed at the thought of wearing Zoomies in public to an event like my daughter’s soccer game.

Then I laughed some more at the thought that I AM getting older. Eventually I’ll need reading glasses and I’ll need to exercise more because my metabolism will slow down (getting old STINKS!).

So I’m thinking I’ll be wearing Zoomies while I Prancercise.

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Then, I’ll be so exhausted–not to mention menopausal–so I’ll come home all sweaty and have hot flashes all night so I better get the Chillo pillow, too.

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I’ve seen my future, people, and it ain’t pretty!

Im-getting-old-Soon-IllHave you seen any items advertised on TV recently that are must-haves for your household?

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  1. Missy Homemaker says

    October 3, 2013 at 11:32 am

    This is hilarious! If we see something on a commercial, and Peanut says, “I want that!” I’ll ask, “What’s Mama’s rule about things on t.v.?” “We don’t buy stuff we see on t.v..” It’s an awesome rule! lol It gets me out of crap food, toys, and all those ridiculous products geared at kids. lol
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  2. Stephanie says

    October 3, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    LOL! We saw the Zoomies the other night and were like, “Really? People need those?” My husband and I cracked up. But we’re 42, maybe we shouldn’t be laughing! Brady and I have talked so much about commercials when one comes on, he says, “You know, they really just want us to buy it so they can have our money.” YAY! He gets it! It’s funny but I love watching QVC. I’d never buy any of it, but I love imagining how I’d use it.
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  3. Tanya @ Mom's Small Victories says

    October 3, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    This is hilarious. It reads like the If You Give A Mouse A Cookie series and I love it. If You Give a Bad Mom Some Zoomies….

    I have never heard of Zoomies or the Chillo, people are very creative with their inventions!!
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  4. Rabia @TheLiebers says

    October 3, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    I’ll bet your husband can’t wait! You’re are going to be the most stylish mom on the block!!
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      October 3, 2013 at 1:47 pm

      Rabia, now I’m laughing! Ooo, maybe I can get him a pair of Zoomies, too. And he can wear them with a Snuggie…
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  5. Michelle says

    October 3, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    I am laughing way too hard right now…I would love to see the reaction if you Prancercise in those Zoomies at a soccer game…that would just be hysterical…
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  6. Jill @ Called To Be A Mom says

    October 4, 2013 at 12:43 am

    Instead of being on a TV my son has been getting the “I want that” from the magazines that have been coming in the mail.
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  7. Heather says

    October 4, 2013 at 2:32 am

    haha very funny at least you are aging with humour!
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  8. Adelien says

    October 4, 2013 at 7:43 am

    LOL… Can’t imagine when I use the zoomies to see my ex who was really chubby
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