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10 Things I Won’t Miss From My Kids’ Childhood

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I saw an elaborate Valentine on Pinterest today. I sighed with relief that I wouldn’t be making any of those.

Then I stopped to wonder why that was my gut reaction. I guess it’s not rocket science. I always found it tedious doing those class valentines with my kids. When they were littler, they always lost interest after finishing about two! That meant I nagged them for a few weeks before I got stuck hastily writing and assembling the rest.10 Things I won't miss, like making Valentine's

(Yes, I’m taking about even the very basic ones you have to rip along the perforated sides, fold, and put a sticker on. Multiply that times 25 kids and one irritated mama and you’ve got my Valentine’s Day.)

It got me thinking about other things I’m relieved are over and done with now that my kids are basically tweens and teens. Things I won’t miss like:

10 Things I Won't Miss from my Kids' Childhoods - a funny list for all moms!

  1. Walk-a-thon fundraisers
  2. Read-a-thon fundraisers
  3. Any a-thon fundraisers
  4. The $*@% reading log that had to be signed every school night.
  5. The $*@% homework log or student planner that had to be signed every school night.
  6. The year-end music performances when you had to get there an hour early to get a seat in the smelly, er, transformed gym. (No, I’m not paying $200 at the Silent Auction to get the reserved spot in the front row. Sorry, I don’t have $200 for that!)
  7. Keeping an eye on my kids 24/7. I can send them out to play now and only mildly worry if I haven’t seen or heard them in a while.
  8. The Science Fair and/or March is Reading Month
  9. Helping (a relative term) with Everyday Math homework
  10. The book fair where money disappears into an abyss: no one ever buys books, just erasers and knick knacks!

So there’s my list of things I won’t miss. As much as I’m relieved these minor inconveniences are over, I know their disappearance only makes way for new — dare I say it, scarier — things to appear.

Things like driver’s ed. College applications. Wanting clothing that’s popular. Try-outs for varsity teams. Dating.

Hmm.

Maybe making Valentines wasn’t so bad after all.

Comments

  1. Hahaha! Great list! I’m still in it so I’ll just sit here and contemplate the future crap I’ll have to deal with. I pray it’s never homework because this 5th grade stuff is already too much to handle 🙂

    • Well, I’m still signing my 4th graders stuff but it’s like I see the end of the tunnel, knowing how little I have to sign for my 8th grader, and I’ve got my eyes on my eventual freedom!!

  2. Horros! I have to say I am kind of missing several of your “won’t misses.” Huh? Had you told me that 10 or even 5 years ago, I’d have suggested rehab. For both of us. With my two now in their early 20’s, what do I miss the most? The chaotic situations I shared with other moms and some dads. Oh man. How we laughed over the endless silent auctions, hot lunch order forms and driving for field trips. Ok, maybe I don’t miss the Valentine efforts ( and my 4 year-old tumbling out of preschool covered in hives due to his huge consumption of red dye) but I do miss my fellow survivors and fun we didn’t realize we were having.

    • That’s why I like hanging around you, Kelly. You’re so wise. Next time I’m whining about buying another t-shirt for field day or enduring christmas break reading logs, I’ll remember I’m in it with my fellow parents. I can already see missing them.

  3. Fabulous list Katy and one that I am wrestling with…actually I am fully immersed in both lists…with my 5th grade and 9th grade girls…I know one day I’ll miss all of it…and as an “older” mom I’ve waited so long to actually get on the lists…but when in the thick of battle, you are absolutely correct. Just finished the Science Fair…new twist…Be an Inventor…Come up with your own invention…hey, you’re 11…of course you can do this. And for the 9th grader…today (before 8AM) deliver egg burritos to school for MLK Day for a celebration. It’s So Wonderful Being a Mom. 🙂
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    • Wow you were busy as of late, what with patiently waiting on the sidelines while your 11yo invented something for the science fair (!) and your 9th grader magically made burritos appear. 🙂

      We are in the thick of it? Read Kelly’s comment above if you have a moment. Helps me try and embrace the insanity a bit.
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    • Oh my word that pile of Valentine’s is a disaster. I especially get curious about the ones that have a tattoo no one will ever use that’s about the size of a pencil eraser.

  5. Amen to the list. I’d like to add no more playing tooth fairy in the middle of the night or letting Santa take credit for your awesome gifts. Not having to worry about what they’re flushing down the toilet. I could go on forever, lol.

    With that said, I still have to sign that stupid student planner every night. Of course, a day will come I’ll miss that planner.

    Love this post! #happynowlinkup

    • What is up with the planner? I think it makes us all helicopter moms and we aren’t supposed to be that, right?

      LOL not having to worry about what they’re flushing. So true!!

  6. This kind of makes me sad…and I have 5 years until I’m completely done with elementary school activities!

    I’m with you on signing all of the reading/homework/computer assignment logs – that ish gets forgotten half of the time anyway now.

    OR the keeping an eye on them 24/7…that business is for the birds!

    I do like the fundraisers (most of them) though…comes with being a PTA mom 🙂

    • Kelly’s comment above made me pause and realize that I do need to focus on the fact that I have mom friends along with me for all of these annoyances. It kinda made me sad to think that when we’re all done with our kids in school we won’t have things like this to bond over.

      Better you than me for the fundraisers. I like the no-hassle kind in my son’s middle school where you just write a check at the beginning of the year.

  8. Enough time has passed since I was in the thick of this that the memories all seem happy and nostalgic. I still get misty-eyed every August when I see the school supply lists at Staples. Two of my favorite things: lists and school supplies. Perhaps I could hire myself out to overworked parents and take that “chore” off their list.
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  13. Girl, you and me BOTH! I have boxes of Valentines sitting on our table now… and I’m sure I’ll be helping my kid fold those suckers and stick that little prize inside. We’re up to 28 kids in his class now. Oh crap- I need to plan the class party! Thanks for reminding me with this post!

    Add that one to the list too. Planning and running class parties.

    LAST YEAR FOR IT ALL!!!!!!

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