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A Few of My Favorite Christmas Things

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Dear Me,

I’m writing this letter to my future self, hopefully sitting in a rocker on a front porch somewhere watching the world zoom by (fingers crossed!) You may be a little fuzzy on the details of what Christmas was like so long ago. Let me remind you of a few of your favorite Christmas things the year your kids were 9 and 12.Here's a few of my favorite Christmas things!

Your Christmas tree skirt

Yup, you still wrap that vinyl tablecloth around your tree every year. You wouldn’t change it for the world, either. Remember when you received it your first Christmas as a married woman from that older couple in your church small group? They may not have had a lot of money, but their random gift of a vinyl Christmas tablecloth was so touching. And practical!One of my favorite Christmas things: this vinyl tableloth I use as my tree skirt!

Your kitty

This was the year that you adopted Scooter, a 3-month-old Calico kitten. She filled the hole in your heart that was left when you lost Mr. Tabbers in October. Our Christmas kitty!

Remember how your daughter cried, though, after getting Scooter? She still missed Mr. Tabbers. No one can be replaced, but the heart still wants to love, so love again you did!

Your Ugly Christmas Sweater

Tipsy Elves provided you with an Ugly Christmas Sweater this year. OF COURSE you had to pick the Crazy Cat Lady version because of Scooter. Who’s the cool Crazy Cat Lady now?Here's a Crazy Cat Lady Ugly Christmas sweater!

The Gifts

This was the year your daughter wanted a fancy American Girl doll bed. When you finally worked up the courage to buy for her since it was the one big, expensive gift she really wanted, OF COURSE the darn store was out of them.

Forever out of them. Nada mas. You suck.No more American Girl beds for sale

And what did your daughter tell you when you broke the news that the store was out?

SANTA CAN BUILD IT! she said.

Gulp.

Remember you got several knock-off beds in the basement? The best one appeared under the tree on Christmas with a plausible note from Santa why he chose that very special non-American Girl brand one for your daughter to receive that year.

And your tween son? Sigh. He didn’t really want anything. Hopefully in the future you can either remember what he wanted or that it didn’t matter what he got because it was Christmas and there was a whole lot of love and happiness.

Don’t forget you got your husband a t-shirt with Bigfoot and a 6-pack of beer. That’s how you roll.

Merry Christmas dad! Here's a Bigfoot and beer shirt.There you have it, a few of your favorite Christmas things this year. Don’t forget it was a busy season filled with school and hockey, fun parties and get togethers, and time that you thoroughly enjoyed with your lovely husband and kids.

It really was magical.

Take care of your bad self out there in the future. And, Merry Christmas!

Love,

Me

This was a Finish the Sentence Friday post. Today’s prompt was “Dear Me”. Thanks to Kristi at Finding Ninee and Michelle from Crumpets and Bollocks for hosting.

 

Comments

  2. This is how the thinker upper of this week’s FTSF prompt anticipated folks would react I suspect. A letter to yourself in the future. Dear Me. I did not respond that way. Ah well, it’s good if you and I are a weensy bit different every now and then, no? I absolutely love the tree skirt/tablecloth and the fact that you still treasure it. How very special. Little did they know you’d still be using it all these years later. Please let us know how the bed option works out. Such a clever mom to have bed backups. Good on you. And Scooter? What a poppet. Perhaps you could fashion her an ugly Christmas sweater as well. There’s plenty of time left!
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  3. As soon as I finish this comment, I am checking out that Tipsy Elves site.

    My 14 year old was so hard to buy for this year, too – he really doesn’t want anything. I guess that’s a good thing, right? Merry Christmas to you and your family!

  4. Oh what a bummer about the American Girl Doll bed! I hope she likes the one that Santa brings. I love your ugly crazy cat Christmas sweater but even more, I love the t-shirt that you got for your husband. Hope you find the perfect something for your son, too, and thank you for linking up. I hope your holiday is wonderful!

  5. Seems like if you add a real six pack of beer to hubby’s gift, then take the cardboard from the six pack, you can fold it into a bed? Then two birds, one stone? Santa is not a master builder! Merry Christmas!

  9. My kids never really ask for anything for Christmas, which is nice in some ways, but terribly difficult in others. Regardless, I think they had a nice Christmas and we all survived to tell the tales.
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