Like most mothers, I have a long, storied relationship with poop.
There were the 8 million poopy diapers that I changed.
I’m sure that I’ve had feces on me at some point or another.
And I’ve made Poop Sandwiches. True story. My son, now age 10, has refused to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made by yours truly lunch since first grade. He claims I made him a poop sandwich. We’re talking 4 years of staunch belief that I purposely spread poop on his PB&J. (For those of you wondering, no, I did NOT make him a poop sandwich!)
And that’s not all. I still remember the time my toddler daughter asked me to see what was in her diaper as I changed it late one night. In my sleepless stupor, I said yes. As I tilted her diaper down so she could see it, some poop rolled out and into her hair. Not my proudest moment, folks.
So imagine my glee (and my horror!) when a friend introduced me to this product: Poo Pourri.
Yes, Poo Pourri.
It’s a real product people!
You’ve got to see it to believe it.
Poo Pourri is available on Amazon. I’m not kidding, you can really buy this stuff! (And, yes, I am an Amazon affiliate although they probably have forgotten all about me.)
I would LOVE it if someone has tried this and is willing to share her thoughts in the comments below. Indeed, what’s your experience with Poo Pourri?
That commercial is hysterical!! I don’t suppose you can buy this as a Christmas gift for someone without offended them, huh?
Rabia @TheLiebers recently posted…Fall Cara Box Exhange
Maybe spin it as a gag gift?! I say go for it.
Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom recently posted…All About Poop and Poo Pourri
I need this for my oldest son! You need a hazmat suit to go in the bathroom after he’s been in there.
Colleen @ MommieDaze recently posted…What My Dog Taught Me About Being There for People on the Bad Days
Ha ha! Supposedly, the reviews are excellent. If he takes it for a test drive, let us know how it works.
Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom recently posted…All About Poop and Poo Pourri
I’m thinking this is a perfect stocking stuffer for my boyfriend. He poops at least 5 times a day, sometimes that number is closer to 10. His metabolism is ridiculous. And so is our toilet paper bill….
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I am in possession of some poo-pourri as I got some for stocking stuffers for my husband and brother last year. My husband refuses to use it, further confirming my belief that men like to hang out in their own stench.
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Ha ha! That would be my husband, too!
Hahaha!!!
I’ve seen that stuff before and seriously considered it!
You dumped poop in your baby’s hair.
Priceless. That is hysterical even though I do feel bad for laughing.
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Carrie recently posted…Things got heated up, then Satan spoke, and that’s why there’s a disclaimer.
Brutely honest but hysterical. I have 2 bottles of the stuff and I love love love it!