Here, for your amusement (and possibly your annoyance at my “look-how-cute-my-kids-are” attitude) are things I’ve recently heard around the house:
“I want to wear my zucchini.” – Sydney asking to put on her bikini
“I already told you, like, 3 times!” – Sydney replying to me, with exasperation, when I asked her if she wanted Kool-Aid.
“The toilet paper is out of power.” – Sydney when she used the last sheet on the roll.
“Can frogs see yellow?” – Will. (I had to Google that one! I still don’t know.)
“Butt cheeks ARE connected. It’s not like there’s one over here, and another one over there.” – Will to Sydney, in a serious conversation at the breakfast table.
What are you hearing around your house these days?
