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Dressed for Success

March 6, 2012 By Katy 4 Comments

Last week I posted the following picture of my daughter: It’s from the first day of school last September. When I look at it, I think 2 things: 1. Aww. She’s so cute. 2. Suri Cruise. Yup, that’s right. I think about some celebrity’s 5-year-old child. And it’s not because of the stir little Suri [Read More]

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Kindergarten Kraziness

February 29, 2012 By Katy 4 Comments

On Thursday I will register my daughter for Kindergarten. She brought home a flyer from preschool that listed the items I will need to bring: 1. Proof of residency 2. Current health appraisal with immunization records and vision screening 3. Original birth certificate Check, check, and check! Registration is from 6-8:30pm in the middle school [Read More]

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Wordless Wednesday (Disney Week)

February 22, 2012 By Katy 4 Comments

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Are You Smarter than a 5-Year-Old?

January 30, 2012 By Katy 2 Comments

Yes, that sort of looks like a dunce hat on my head! I have shared that I went to a high-falutin’ university and even got an international scholarship for graduate study. But motherhood doesn’t care how smart you are. And neither do your kids. Sydney turned 5 in December. I think that she is ready [Read More]

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The “S” Word

January 1, 2012 By Katy 2 Comments

“Will,” my daughter whispered to her brother in the backseat of the car. “I know the ‘s’ word!” “Nuh uh,” he replied. “Sydneeeeey,” I said her name. You know, as if saying just her name is the be-all and end-all of discipline. She leaned over to her brother, smiling, and said, “A**.” The two of [Read More]

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Peace on Earth

December 25, 2011 By Katy Leave a Comment

Merry Christmas everyone!  If you don’t understand why I’m posting this picture or titling this post “Peace on Earth”, then read here!

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American Girl, The Saga

December 18, 2011 By Katy 36 Comments

Loyal readers (all 6 of you!) know that Sydney got an American Girl doll for her 5th birthday. What you don’t know, but should, is that my daughter has some sort of freakishly fabulous memory that nearly ruined the day she got her American Girl doll. Let me explain. Back in October, my husband and [Read More]

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Introducing…Sparkle!

December 7, 2011 By Katy 3 Comments

Sydney got an American Girl doll for her 5th birthday. She is ecstatic about it! For the first 2 hours, the doll was named “Sydney”, but that started to get confusing. So she chose another name: **Sparkle** Aww, isn’t that a cute name for a 5-year-old to bequeath on her doll? Either that or she [Read More]

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Five

December 5, 2011 By Katy 1 Comment

On Sunday my daughter Sydney turned 5. Here’s a happy picture of me, Sydney, and Will, 8: After we took the picture, Sydney wanted to see it on the camera. She looked at it, sighed, then said to  me, “YOU’RE not 5.” Then she instructed my husband, “Take it again.” So here’s the second, Sydney-approved [Read More]

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OMG

November 9, 2011 By Katy 2 Comments

Sydney had a playdate last week with one of her sweetest friends. These two 4-year-olds play so well together: pretending to be ponies, teenagers (that cracks me up), mommy and baby. So sweet! At one point during the playdate, Sydney said dramatically, “OMG” about something. I think she must have picked this phrase up from [Read More]

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