Sydney and I were in my bed, trying to hide from Will, 8. He got distracted by his DSi so we had a few minutes to ourselves. Very nonchalantly, Sydney picked her nose and wiped the booger on the pillow. She was laying on my side of the bed, of course. “Did you just pick [Read More]
Wrapping Up
To wrap up my first theme week, “Blast from the Past”, I offer 2 salient reminders of why I blog as the Experienced Bad Mom: First, Christmas 2008: Second, Disneyworld February 2009: See? A mere 2 months after torturing Sydney with Santa Claus I had the brilliant idea that she would love hanging out with [Read More]
Wordless Wednesday, the Blast from the Past Edition
Wordless Wednesday, Experienced Bad Mom Style
The Educational Value of Cheez-Its
Recently, Cheez-Its were on sale at the grocery store. I picked up a box and selected the Junior Scrabble kind for their educational value (you know, to make up for the Cheez-Its’ nutritional de-value!). Sydney has been identifying letters in her name and trying to spell things with the crackers. See, they ARE educational! Usually, [Read More]
How to be a Good Mom: Little Passports
Recently, my kids and I completed a trip around the world. We visited exotic locales such as Brazil, Australia, and Japan. We spent time in China, Spain, and England. It was awesome!What is she talking about? you ask. Isn’t this the blog by the idiot mom trying to raise 2 children? Loyal readers, you are [Read More]
Soakin’ Hot
“Mom, will you blow this and help me cool it down?” asked Sydney, 4. She was pointing at her quesadilla, hot off the grill. “It’s soakin’ hot!” she continued dramatically. What? Oh! I began to giggle. She asked me, “Do you know what soakin’ hot means?” Still giggling, I nodded. “It means it’s really, really [Read More]
Skip To My Lou
I was holding hands with Sydney, 4, at Kennywood. We were enjoying a lovely day at this family-friendly amusement park in Pittsburgh. “Let’s skip!” cried Sydney. Why not? Still holding her hand, I started skipping. After two or three skips, she stopped. “Not you!” she said, looking at me. Er, I wish I had known [Read More]
Pretty Please with Sugar on Top
I think all kids are scared of the basement for one reason or the other. Mine are no exception. One day this week Sydney wanted to retrieve a balloon from the basement. She begged me to come with her. I conceded and tried to get away with going halfway down the stairs, waiting for her [Read More]
Highway to the Danger Zone?
We took the kids to the see the Blue Angels this weekend at Thunder Over Michigan. Frankly, they were more interested in their slushies than the Blue Angels! It was about 1,000 degrees so I can’t really blame them. When it was over I found myself holding Sydney’s hand as we walked back to our [Read More]
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