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Chicken, Licorice, Money, and Lollipops

May 21, 2012 By Katy 11 Comments

Those of you following me on Facebook know that my son asked me a very thought-provoking question recently. We were riding in the car when he queried, “Mom, what’s easier to cut? Chicken or licorice?”

Where does he come up with this stuff?

And what IS easier to cut?

I replied chicken. I was thinking licorice might be sticky. I mean, chicken is slimy, but when frozen, it slices quite nicely. And, yes, I can’t believe I’m publicly sharing my chicken vs. licorice rationale. Really, it could go either way, don’t you think?

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Two days later, again in the car, Will asked me, “Who invented banks?”

“Uh,” I replied. “The Romans,” I suggested. “Like the Roman Empire,” I finished lamely. I have no idea if that’s true, but it sounded good to me.

“Well, whoever it is, I love them!” my son declared. “Because you get money at banks.” (My son sort of has a thing for money.)

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His little sister, 5, chimed in, too. “And I love them because you get lollipops at the bank!”

Chicken, licorice, money, and lollipops.

Wow. I’m tired thinking about all this. Can we do some math homework now?

What are your loved ones talking about these days?

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  1. Linda Kinsman says

    May 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Some very funny Q & A’s going on at your house! We are talking about a myriad of different topics anything from snakes and ticks to Algebra 1 tests to when we are putting up the pool!
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      May 22, 2012 at 10:20 am

      Let me know when the pool is ready and I’ll be right over!

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  2. TheBargainBabe says

    May 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    lol “you get money at banks!”
    If only it were that simple! 🙂
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      May 22, 2012 at 10:20 am

      Yes, if only!

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  3. Erin says

    May 22, 2012 at 5:08 am

    Too cute! Kids say/ask the best things don’t they?!
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      May 22, 2012 at 10:21 am

      They do say the best things. One of the reasons I love blogging is that I have a running diary of all that they’ve said!

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  4. Lynden says

    May 22, 2012 at 5:32 am

    I SO remember those DEEP in-the-car-conversations! Cherish them! ;-}
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      May 22, 2012 at 10:21 am

      I do love them and what they say! 🙂

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  5. JDaniel4's Mom says

    May 22, 2012 at 10:11 am

    What wonderful questions! I love that they have their thinking caps on.

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    • Katy says

      May 22, 2012 at 10:22 am

      It’s amazing what goes on in their heads. Keeps me on my toes!

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  6. Ashley L says

    May 22, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    So I might have said licorice only because I hate touching unprepared meat. YUCK! My kids are asking where babies come from- my sister in-law is pregnant. I’m glad they’ve moved on in their baby questions because for the past 8 months they’ve been asking if “Miss.E eats my ‘boops’?’ Ya know, because I nurse her and all…
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