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The Green Bottle

January 15, 2009 By Katy 1 Comment


Picture a group of 2-year-olds sitting in a circle listening to their teacher read a story.

The book is one of those board books about colors. On each page there are everyday objects like mittens or balls and everything is the same color. The teacher points to the objects and asks the toddlers what they are.

They reach the page filled with green objects. The teacher points to a plain green bottle. “What’s this?” he asks.

“Beer,” pipes in Sydney.

Enough said!

P.S. The teachers literally RAN to tell me this story when I picked her up that night. They never run to tell me anything!

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  1. The Write Referee says

    January 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Welcome to the world of blogging! Be careful of putting trademarked products on your site like Trident. How many fly-by-night referee apparel companies use pirated Cliff Keen images?

    I’ll be sure to check on your site from time to time.

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