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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?

August 6, 2013 By Katy 15 Comments

My boss invited me and my colleagues to her lake house this weekend for dinner and time at the beach. Our families were invited, too.

That meant my children had to behave. I gave them a good talking to before we arrived. There would be no talking about penises, butts, poop, pee, etc.

The house was very pretty and the weather was beautiful. I wanted a picture of my kids to commemorate the beautiful day.

I told my son to smile for the camera.

He told me he didn’t want his picture taken.

Here’s the commemorative picture of my son at my boss’ shindig:

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I’m expecting a big raise this year, for sure!

Did you do anything special this weekend?

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  1. Colleen @ MommieDaze says

    August 6, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    I given that same how to behave outside the home lecture to my children! It’s amazing the things you find yourself explaining as a parent.
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    • Katy says

      August 6, 2013 at 1:34 pm

      Yes, and I didn’t add that he belched out loud in my boss’ kitchen (while I crawled under a rock). When I scolded him, he said that I didn’t tell him he couldn’t burp. Really? Really?!

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      • Melisa says

        August 6, 2013 at 3:43 pm

        Oh boy. That sounds exactly like something my boys would do.
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  2. Tammy Doiel says

    August 6, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Kids will never fail to embarrass us! Good thing we love them!
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  3. jhanis says

    August 6, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Hahaha! Why is it that each time we need our kids to behave really well, that’s when they tend to go crazy?! LOL

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  4. Melisa says

    August 6, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    My husband is the manager of a retail farm store. Every single time we go in there I give my 5 year old the lecture about how he has to behave in Daddy’s store. Fact is, appearances do count when it comes to business. Thankfully, Peanut has always been on his best behavior.
    And your son…hilarious. That’s something I probably would have done.
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      August 6, 2013 at 5:13 pm

      I love it that you admit you might have done what my son did! You wild and crazy woman! 🙂
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  5. Stephanie @ From the Burbs to the Boonies says

    August 6, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    LOL, he’s a hoot! My Brady would do the same. I have a photo of him at VBS last year with a HUGE smile, but it took 15 minutes of grumpiness to finally get it.
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    • Katy says

      August 6, 2013 at 7:02 pm

      See, that makes me feel better! Will is not into me taking his picture at all. I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to start *paying* him to show teeth!

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  6. Tess says

    August 6, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    They can sense when we don’t want them to do something-then they do it!
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  7. Growing Up Madison says

    August 6, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    Nothing special happened over my weekend. Did quite a bit of shopping for the kids for back to school which starts in 9 days. What a commemorative photo! I’m sure he’ll look back at it a few years from now and say “what a great photo!” 🙂
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  8. Michelle says

    August 7, 2013 at 2:03 am

    Love it! That totally looks like something my kids would do!
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  9. Rabia @ TheLiebers says

    August 7, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    My youngest is camera shy too! I won’t show him this or it would give him ideas.
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  10. Jenn @ UpsideDownKids.com says

    August 7, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    oh the thongs we have to tell our children hahaha. I am always saying things that make me sound crazy to my children. Most recent was telling my five year old to stop explaining the umbilical cord and placenta to her uncle. Long story.
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  11. Chris Carter says

    August 8, 2013 at 12:18 am

    HA!! CLASSIC. But did he throw a tantrum and swear and hit you and run away? Now see… I knew I would make you feel better!
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