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Halloween Jokes for Kids

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ID-100197280My kids and I have been reading our stash of Halloween books for about a month now. One of the books is full of cute and corny jokes. In the spirit of this being a humor blog, I’m sharing those jokes — kid-approved by my six-year-old and ten-year-old — for your enjoyment. Most are courtesy of National Geographic Kids Halloween by Laura Marsh. {Yup, that link to Amazon is my affiliate link}

What does a vampire take for a scratchy throat?

Coffin drops!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spareribs!

What does a jack-o-lantern use to fix a boo boo?

A pumpkin patch

What does a ghost eat for lunch?

A boo-logna sandwich

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

And, just because this story cracked me up, I’m including it in this post. On Sunday night, my daughter Sydney, age 6, and I had the following conversation.

6yo: I wish we had another day this weekend.
Me: I know. Me too.
6yo: Two days isn’t enough.
Me: Welcome to the real world.
6yo: The real world is stupid.

Do you have a favorite Halloween joke or story? Please share in the comments!

 

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Comments

  1. Lol, that sounds like a story my son would tell. He told me the other day that the world didn’t make sense because he couldn’t have candy before breakfast. He explained by saying “Why would they put candy in the aisle next to cereal if we weren’t supposed to have it before breakfast?”
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  2. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts <– You have no idea how many times I'm going to tell that joke today. I'm still sitting here laughing about it as I write this comment.

    I'm a sucker for corny jokes (obviously).

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