I bet all three of my readers have wondered if I’ve miraculously become a good mom. After all, I haven’t posted any harrowing tales in the last week.
Truth is, I’m still an experienced bad mom.
I just have the new year doldrums.
Last week I couldn’t wait to get back to work. That makes me a bad mom, since I was home with the kids and didn’t want to be. Really, give me a couple hours with the little ones and I’m good. But a whole week? By myself while Chad was back at work?
This week I’m back at work and want to be home with the kiddies. So now I’m a bad employee as well as a bad mom. And I’m indecisive and hypocritical, too. Woo hoo for me!
Don’t worry. One of the kids will soon talk back, light something on fire, use bad language, etc. and I’ll be back to my usual self with stories of how I’m not raisin’ ’em right.
Stay tuned!
