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Hot for Teacher

September 12, 2013 By Katy 15 Comments

Some of you following along on my Facebook  page already know that my kids had a good start to the school year. But here’s the whole story so everyone can enjoy.

Last week I asked my kids how the first day of school went.

“I had the best first day ever!” my six-year-old declared.

Oh, good! I thought.

“My teacher’s hot,” answered my ten-year-old. “And she’s available.”

What?!

Seriously?

“Er,” I think I managed to reply to that. Or maybe I said, “Whaaa…”

On the second day of school, my son digs out a shirt that was a hand me down from his cousin. We’ve had this shirt at least two years.

On the one hand, I find it refreshing that he cares little about wearing the latest fashions to school.

On the other hand, I CANNOT believe he’s wearing this t-shirt on the second day of 5th grade:

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“Are you wearing that for your teacher?” my husband asked.

“Oh, YEAH!” our son replied.

Honestly, I don’t know how we are raising a player! At least he’ll pay attention in class.

Have you or any of your kids ever had a crush on a teacher?

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  1. Robbie says

    September 12, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    hilarious & I love the shirt!
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  2. Jenn @ UpsideDownKids.com says

    September 12, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Hahaha I am dining over here. Kids are great.
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  3. Missy Homemaker says

    September 12, 2013 at 3:50 pm

    Oh my goodness! You’re going to have a whole lot of stud on your hands there! So funny!
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  4. Allie @ The Practically Green Mom says

    September 12, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    That shirt is great! lol

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  5. Stephanie says

    September 12, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Oh my gosh that is a hoot! How do they come up with this stuff? Brady’s in 2nd grade and last year was engaged to like 3 girls at once. WHAT??? And I do like that shirt.
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  6. Katie @ Gift of Curiosity says

    September 12, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    OMG!! This is hilarious!! Maybe a bit scary too. . . but since I’m not raising him, it’s hilarious!! 🙂
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  7. Rabia @TheLiebers says

    September 12, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Uh oh!! He’s funny!! I sure hope his teacher doesn’t read this!
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  8. Michelle says

    September 12, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    That is a riot! You definitely have a player on your hands! Laughing so hard!
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  9. Jill at Calledtobeamom.com says

    September 13, 2013 at 12:13 am

    Pretty clever little man! For sure! LOL
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  10. Roshni says

    September 13, 2013 at 1:03 am

    Omigosh!! He definitely has ‘charisma’!! ahahahahahh!!!
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  11. Chris Carter says

    September 14, 2013 at 12:29 am

    Oh NO he di-int!!! (As my head cocks around and my fingers snap in the air)

    Wow. If I see anything on the news, I’ll know it was your kid and his teacher. ;0
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    • Katy says

      September 16, 2013 at 6:33 pm

      He’s still sweet and innocent.

      That said, he will get the “reproductive health” talk in Spring so watch out!

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  12. Leah says

    September 14, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    That is too funny!!!! They start so early!
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  13. Ashlee says

    October 23, 2013 at 11:22 am

    OH. My. Gosh. This is incredible! Your son is a natural ladies man… let him rock it. My boyfriend (father of my child) is the ladies man of all ladies men. Seriously. There may even be a book about him out there somewhere. So I’m assuming I’ll be posting a similar post to this one in about 8 years. Until then…

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