I’ve got a couple of pictures to share with you today. Both made me laugh so hard!
First, here is a picture of my daughter’s homework. I’ll remind everyone that she’s in first grade. Look at the second sentence. I have no idea what she was trying to write–really I don’t–but you and I both know what it looks like she wrote:
Who are this kid’s parents anyway?!
Second, I had to drag my daughter shopping with me the other day. And I needed a new bra. So it was a real awesome time shopping in the “intimates” department with my 7yo. She pointed to this garment and asked if it was butt underwear:
You know what? Hanging upside down on a hanger like that, it DOES look like butt underwear! A nice supportive garment for your cheeks. Of course, I’m laughing and laughing, then taking a picture of the butt underwear, which I’m sure made us very suspicious and unwelcome in the “intimates” department.
What have your kids done or said lately that made you laugh?
I’d have to be “drck” to wear butt underwear.
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HILARIOUS!!! Oh, the things our kids come up with…
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That writing assignment made me laugh. The Missus is a 1st grade teacher and I’m sure she could decipher that for us in no time!
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Now I’m thinking maybe she was going for dork. Yeah, that’s it, dork!
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Dork? Duck? Do you have ducks in your area? Umm.. yeah. Duck. I vote for duck.
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The longer I think about it, the more I vote for “dork”. Yeah, dork.
That is funny!
I remember in kindergarten when my daughter spelled cock when she meant to spell clock. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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Oh. My. Word. Cock/Clock!! Too funny. 🙂
It does look like a butt!!
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Haha, makes perfect sense to me too!
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I’m trying NOT to stare at that last photo, because it really does look like butt underwear (I’m at work!) I once made my friends laugh in school by writing the F word on a line of a worksheet – it worked. I erased it and marked it out with pencil. When the sheet came home, my mom pointed immediately to the space and I could see the intention of my f-bomb glaring in the light.
They spanked me on the spot, and later said they laughed hard about it after I was off to my room crying.
About the sheet, I presume, not the spanking!
Oh, that’s priceless! Coach Daddy mentioned you and so I came over to check out your blog. Glad I did! Had a good giggle…
My husband showed the kids Guardians of the Galaxy last weekend. Then my six year old decided to start quoting the line that “I am not 100% a drck.” I’m pretty sure he’s only said it at dinner a few times now…