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I Think I Know What That Is

September 20, 2012 By Katy 5 Comments

On Friday, I shared this picture on my Facebook page:

I can’t take credit for it (thankfully!), but I could totally see my 9-year-old doing the same thing on a spelling test.

In the same vein, I’m sharing a story from Friday night.

It was a beautiful fall evening in Michigan. My family was attending the high school football game. The air was crisp and electric, what with the band, the football players, and a million hormone-filled teenagers roaming around.

At one point, someone in the student section blew up a giant inflatable penis and starting tossing it around. There was a lot of hooting and hollering.

Will, 9, started laughing. He stood up and pointed at the giant penis.

“I think I know what that is!” he exclaimed.

My bad mom thoughts:

1. Will! Sit down! Don’t point. Look away, LOOK AWAY!

and then

2. Did he say “I think I know what that is”?? Shouldn’t he know what that is???

 

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  1. Kate Hall says

    September 21, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Omg, that’s awesome! Totally hilarious. I love your thought process. I’m a bad mom too. Love it!
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      September 21, 2012 at 3:27 pm

      Awww, I feel validated knowing that someone else followed my thought process!! πŸ™‚
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  2. Kim says

    September 22, 2012 at 1:21 am

    Maybe he was just trying to see if YOU knew what it was πŸ˜‰
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      September 22, 2012 at 8:52 am

      Wait. It was a test? I think I knew what it was…
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  3. Mare says

    September 22, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    I’m cracking up!!!! SO funny! “Lap” doesn’t mean what it used to, I guess!
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