A new line of scented candles for moms has burst onto the scene. These scented candles are the perfect accompaniment to Fall’s longer nights and cooler temperatures.
The timeless fragrances–created by moms for moms–are available in 100% soy wax. Guatemalan goats hand poured each one. Read on to choose your favorite!
Sleepless Newborn Nights
The youngest scented candle from the collection is Sleepless Newborn Nights. It is a harmonious blend of the sweet smell of an infant’s downy head and 100% liquid poop. Secondary notes of curdled breast milk mix with the bright aroma of “Go the &*#$ to sleep” to round out this perfect accompaniment to your late night. Sweet dreams, indeed.
Eau de Preschooler
This earthy scent combines a whiff of stale Goldfish crackers with the fruity notes of spilled yogurt tubes. Add the essence of decaying leaves straight from the sandbox and the pungent smell of tempera paint for a lasting, luxurious experience that burns from September to May.
Elementary School Evening
An instant burst of crisp, salty tears spilled over math homework mixes with the pungent scent of glue sticks. Topped with steely notes of pencil lead and the sensuous aroma of eraser shavings, Elementary School Evening is sure to be a timeless favorite.
Smells like Teen Attitude
Strong. Acerbic. Musky. That’s Smells like Teen Attitude, a luminous blend of disgust and notes of “Whatever”. Lightly scented with eye rolls. Unisex. Gender-specific versions are available with top notes of moodiness and testosterone for the gentlemen and sullenness and estrogen for the ladies.
These popular scented candles for moms are limited-edition. Hurry and get yours today!
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Absolutely brilliant. I’ll take 4 of the “Eau de Empty Nest” and 6 of the “Why is My Son Marrying Her.” Might I also be so bold as to request the possibility of an order of “She’s Never This Good At Home.” Bless you.
Kelly L McKenzie recently posted…One of My Most Favourite Vacation Memories
I’ll get the goats going on your order, Kelly! I’ll take note of “She’s Never This Good at Home” as a future scent. That should be a big seller. 🙂
Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom recently posted…New Popular Scented Candles for Moms
Such a creative idea for a post- love!
#happynow
Thanks! I thought it was funny while I was writing it (of course). 🙂
Ha, love!
I need one with tween attitude as well :/
Amber recently posted…Hey, It’s Okay!
That tween attitude – a complex smell for sure. I’ll have to get the goats going on it!
A mother’s life in candles. I like it.
Jenny @ Unremarkable Files recently posted…I Believe in Cookies in a Mug, I Do Not Believe in Cleaning Schedules
I might have to hire you for our product development team. 🙂
Katy recently posted…New Popular Scented Candles for Moms
Hilarious! Somehow my Eu de Preschooler got mixed up with Newborn Nights and has constant undercurrents of soaked underwear….
Thanks for joining us at the #happynowlinkup again this week!
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Sounds luminous with a hint of musk. 😉
Hi Katy, I’ve heard that candles that have been hand poured by Guatemalan goats are the best. I have enough real life ‘Smells Like Teenage Attitude’, so I’d have to go choose the ‘Sleepless Newborn Nights’. Just to help me cast my mind back to a time that could be so easily remembered through rose tinted glasses!
This Christmases best seller I think!
xx
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Your comment made me smile! You know, if the goats could bottle the scent of a newborn’s downy head (minus the liquid poo), I think I would like that candle for the very same rose-tinted glasses reason!
LOL this is so great. So creative, great job!
Nicole
Thank you! It felt good and fun while I was writing it. 🙂
Hmmm can the goats make one that is a sleepless night for an almost 10 month old! Or maybe a “hate getting changed into diapers, clothes, anything that constrains me from moving” candle. Thanks for the laugh and sharing with #StayClassyMama!
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Hate getting changed into diapers, clothes, etc. – ha ha ha! Brilliant.