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This Week’s Funny Stuff

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Chortle. That’s a word I don’t use often. But I kinda like it. Chortle. There. I said it again! I’m sharing things that have made me chortle recently. My disclaimer: I take no credit for these! I hope these brighten your day. And some awesome chortle-worthy tweets: I look at all the posts people write [Read More]

My Quotable Kids at Coach Daddy

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I’m so excited to be guest posting at Eli’s Coach Daddy blog today. Eli is a forty-something father of three girls who says “I’m here to help you unzip the head of one dad, and let you know what a dude who’s a dad might just be thinking – it’s not always about baseball, booze and blondes [Read More]

What to Write on a Baby Shower Cake

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Wondering what to write on a baby shower cake? Here’s the story of what I chose to write: A couple of my co-workers were pregnant and due around the same time. When we had a baby shower for them, I was the lucky person instructed chosen to order the cake. At the bakery, they asked what [Read More]

10 Winter Olympics Sports That Would Maim Me

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“You can do anything,” my parents used to tell me. And I believed them. As a child, the sky was the limit on what I could accomplish or what I could do. Get an A+? Check! Win an art prize? Yessir. Get into a good college? Absolutely. Play any sport I wanted? Did it. As [Read More]

Meeting Anna and Elsa from Frozen

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They say a picture’s worth a 1,000 words. In my case, it’s the story BEHIND the picture that might take 1,000 words. Wait, wait. Don’t go anywhere just yet. I promise I won’t take 1,000 words. And my story is about this picture below, so you know you’re curious about the it, right? I mean, [Read More]

My Favorite Disney World Experiences in Pictures

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As I mentioned last week, my family is just back from a week at Disney World. This time, we spent 3 days at the parks and 3 days on our first-ever cruise. It was everything a trip to Disney should be–fun, exciting, tiring, etc. Below I’m sharing 3 of my favorite photos from our trip. [Read More]

Wishing You a Funny Friday

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I’m hungover. No, not from alcohol. From Disney World! We got back Monday night and I’m still feeling the effects: extreme exhaustion and disorientation due to massive laundry piles, legs that walked to Timbuktu and back, and excessive amounts of eating out. While I struggle to get back to normal, I hope these cartoons bring [Read More]

Epic Disney Fails

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It’s that time of year again: Disney time! Every winter my family escapes Michigan’s brutal winter to spend a few days frolicking with Mickey Mouse in the Florida sunshine. And every trip to Disney inevitably produces an epic fail (as my 10yo would say) when it comes to vacation memories and happiness. Here’s a quick [Read More]

How My Daughter Made Me Laugh

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I’ve got a couple of pictures to share with you today. Both made me laugh so hard! First, here is a picture of my daughter’s homework. I’ll remind everyone that she’s in first grade. Look at the second sentence. I have no idea what she was trying to write–really I don’t–but you and I both [Read More]

Parenting Fails in Pictures

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Supermodel Gisele Bündchen is making the news this week for her questionable parenting choice of driving an ATV while holding her infant daughter. Neither is wearing a helmet. Check out the picture here on the US Weekly page. This photo of Gisele’s parenting fail got me thinking about what photographic evidence there is of my parenting [Read More]

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