All three of my blog readers may recall that Will has a certain penchant for money and business deals. He also loves him some TV. And, yes, I know he watches more TV than the Academy of Pediatrics recommends! Here’s proof: “If we had Progressive Car Insurance,” he pondered, “could we really name our own [Read More]
I’m Lovin’ It, Part II
Those aren’t Happy Meals, but it was a happy meal. My loyal readers might remember that I have a history with the McDonald’s drive-thru. I’m here to report that this history continues to build! Friday night the four of us were in line. Ordering went smoothly. Paying took no time at all. But then we [Read More]
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Champagne Wishes and Cavier Dreams
Will eating ice cream at DisneyWorld. That cone cost how much?! Dairy Queen has opened in town and even though it’s still in the 30s outside, us hearty midwesterners are running to line up. I treated the kids recently and had an interesting discussion with Will. He wanted a Blizzard, which costs $3.19 for a [Read More]
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Cheese, Please
Last night at the dinner table Sydney, 4, said, “I’m not going to eat that cheese because it has boogers on it.” Well! I’m so proud. She listened to and followed all my motherly advice about not eating cheese with boogers on it!
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More from Disneyworld
Here’s another classy picture from Disney: I’ve been thinking of some appropriate captions (and I encourage you to do the same!) How about: Let’s Hear it for the Boy, Let’s Give the Boy a Hand Handy Manny -or- Mr. and Mrs. Experienced Bad Mom are pleased to announce the engagement of their son, Will, to [Read More]
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Disney Princesses 2011 – Part 2
This picture says it all. Bad moms drag their 7-year-old sons to Princess meet n’ greets that they clearly don’t want to go to!
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Disney Princesses 2011
We are just back from a trip to DisneyWorld and had a great time! The kids didn’t want to leave. While we were there, Sydney got a princess makeover at the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique. She talked about it for weeks before we went. It was funny how serious she was in the chair while getting [Read More]
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Sick Time
I’m gonna say it. Every mom who works outside the home thinks it. But it is rare that any of us say it out loud. To say it out loud labels you as a bad mom. But, hey, I already know I’m a bad mom! So here goes: Would my two kids please get sick [Read More]
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1134 and more
“What?” all three of you wonder. “No badness in a week?” Be patient, grasshoppers. There’s always bad momness to share! Here’s an update on Will. He was recently showing off how to spell a bad word on the calculator. Thankfully, he did not learn this from me. But of course I’m taking a picture of it [Read More]
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I’m lovin’ it?
“Welcome to McDonald’s. Go ahead and place your order when you’re ready.” “Yes, I’ll have a chicken nugget Happy Meal, no sauce, with french fries, chocolate milk, and a boy toy,” I replied. Geesh, I thought. I ordered Will fries, but he wanted the apple dippers. I’ll just order the apple dippers with Sydney’s Happy [Read More]
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