Here’s another classy picture from Disney: I’ve been thinking of some appropriate captions (and I encourage you to do the same!) How about: Let’s Hear it for the Boy, Let’s Give the Boy a Hand Handy Manny -or- Mr. and Mrs. Experienced Bad Mom are pleased to announce the engagement of their son, Will, to [Read More]
Disney Princesses 2011 – Part 2
This picture says it all. Bad moms drag their 7-year-old sons to Princess meet n’ greets that they clearly don’t want to go to!
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Disney Princesses 2011
We are just back from a trip to DisneyWorld and had a great time! The kids didn’t want to leave. While we were there, Sydney got a princess makeover at the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique. She talked about it for weeks before we went. It was funny how serious she was in the chair while getting [Read More]
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Sick Time
I’m gonna say it. Every mom who works outside the home thinks it. But it is rare that any of us say it out loud. To say it out loud labels you as a bad mom. But, hey, I already know I’m a bad mom! So here goes: Would my two kids please get sick [Read More]
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“What?” all three of you wonder. “No badness in a week?” Be patient, grasshoppers. There’s always bad momness to share! Here’s an update on Will. He was recently showing off how to spell a bad word on the calculator. Thankfully, he did not learn this from me. But of course I’m taking a picture of it [Read More]
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I’m lovin’ it?
“Welcome to McDonald’s. Go ahead and place your order when you’re ready.” “Yes, I’ll have a chicken nugget Happy Meal, no sauce, with french fries, chocolate milk, and a boy toy,” I replied. Geesh, I thought. I ordered Will fries, but he wanted the apple dippers. I’ll just order the apple dippers with Sydney’s Happy [Read More]
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I Have a Dream
I finally flipped through the materials Will, 7, brought home from the Martin Luther King, Jr. symposium on Monday. It sounds like it was a cool day! He saw singers, steppers, had group activities, and a pizza lunch. He completed activities such as a word search for words like Equality, Dream, Freedom, and Liberty. Finally, [Read More]
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Highs and Lows
You win some and you lose some, right? Yesterday I took Will to a Martin Luther King, Jr. symposium at the University of Michigan. He didn’t want to go. He didn’t know anybody and he kept telling me he wanted to stay home and play. However, in the real world many mommies have to work [Read More]
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Let’s Talk About Barf, Baby
“Mom, is ‘bomit’ a bad word?” asked Sydney last night. “Bomit? Do you mean vomit?” Sydney nodded yes. “No,” I answered. “Vomit is not a bad word. It’s another word for barf.” “Oh,” she said. “Vomit is barf’s nickname.” Right on, Sydney!
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Red Boots and Whiskey
By Wednesday night I was back to my bad mom ways in full force. When I picked up the kids at daycare, I grabbed some red snow boots that I thought were Will’s. When we got home and unloaded the car, I stared at those little red boots thinking they looked too small to be [Read More]
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