Now that the weather is warm in Michigan, the kids have been spending a lot of time outdoors. I was looking for them the other night when it was time for dinner.
“Will! Sydney!” I hollered.
Nothing.
“Children!” I continued. “Children of the Corn!”
Nothing.
“Devil Children!” I tried.
Nothing.
“Satan’s Minions!” I shrieked.
“What?” replied Sydney.
Well, now I know what to call them!
