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Teens Are Like Cats: Let Me Count The Ways

March 1, 2020 By Katy 11 Comments

It was 11 am on a beautiful Saturday morning. Humming a little ditty about Jack and Diane, I opened the blinds in my teenage son’s room. As the sunlight streamed in, I changed both my volume and my tune, belting out Livin’ on a Prayer by Bon Jovi in hopes of waking my sleeping son. [Read More]

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Things That Make Me Go Hmm

February 16, 2020 By Katy 6 Comments

Here’s a collection of random thoughts I’ve been having lately. Why am I sharing these things that make me go hmm? Just for fun, of course! Mattresses for sale In my neck of the woods, there are often signs by the side of the road advertising Queen pillow top mattresses for sale. Why? Who buys [Read More]

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Why This Mom of Teens Can’t Shop Alone

January 19, 2020 By Katy 3 Comments

Flush with cash from my recent birthday, I strode through the mall.  I had no strollers to push or play spaces to visit like a decade ago when my kids were little. Nor was I dragged into stores selling overpriced joggers or anything with emojis and sequins like last week while shopping with my teen [Read More]

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7 Reasons Why I’m Giving Thanks for My Teenagers This Thanksgiving

November 17, 2019 By Katy 6 Comments

Thanksgiving is a holiday that gets better as the kids get older. Sure, those turkey drawings traced around pudgy preschoolers’ hands were sweet. So was hearing my elementary schooler talk about the first Thanksgiving at Plymouth Rock. And watching the little ones dine at the kids’ table at Grandma’s house was adorable, too. But Thanksgiving [Read More]

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Thoughts I Have Driving Home from Work

October 6, 2019 By Katy 4 Comments

So if my daughter has a game at 6 pm and my son has a game at 9 pm and each of them have to be there an hour early and it’s too far to go home in between games, what time do we need to leave and how many cars are we taking? GET. [Read More]

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What Would Erma Bombeck Do?

March 17, 2019 By Katy 6 Comments

What Would Erma Bombeck do?

I found myself wondering what the great humorist Erma Bombeck would do if she were in my shoes recently. I had just published a humorous essay on the website Your Teen for Parents. It was a “small moment” essay, one that I wasn’t expecting to light the internet on fire, but one that I hoped [Read More]

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Why Thanksgiving with Teens Rocks

November 19, 2018 By Katy 1 Comment

Here's Why Thanksgiving with Teens Rocks

As we gather to give thanks this year, I’m thankful that I’m celebrating Thanksgiving with teens. Truly, I thought about it recently and Thanksgiving is a holiday that, in my opinion, only gets better as the kids get older. Why? Well, take sleep, for instance. No one pokes me in the eyeball at 5:30 am [Read More]

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To the Freshman Girls Dreaming about Homecoming

September 24, 2018 By Katy 12 Comments

To the Freshman Girls Dreaming About Homecoming

My husband showed me the text on his phone. I gasped in surprise. It was from the mother of a female player on my son’s freshman team. She hinted that her daughter needed a date to the Homecoming dance. Wouldn’t our son like to ask her? Her request took me aback. But so did the [Read More]

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Six Things All Kids Say on Vacation

August 6, 2018 By Katy 7 Comments

Here are six funny but true things that ALL kids say on vacation, no matter how old or young they are!

Here are six things all kids say on vacation, no matter how old they are. Yup, I don’t care if your kiddos are three or thirteen, they will say these things. My kids, now 15 and 11, have been saying these things on vacation since they were old enough to talk. And they haven’t stopped [Read More]

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SNL Sayings to Annoy Your Kids

July 23, 2018 By Katy 15 Comments

SNL sayings to annoy your kids, like "Just cinch it".

My daughter helped me chop broccoli recently. I was trying out a new recipe, she was bored, and I put her to work. You know what comes next. “She’s chopping broccoli!” I sang with glee. “She’s chopping bro-cco-li”. My daughter looked at my like I was crazy (I am) and asked me to stop. But [Read More]

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