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Math Word Problems for Moms

June 4, 2018 By Katy 17 Comments

Check out these real-life math word problems for moms. Can you solve these funny but true equations?!

Kids have been finishing up the school year all across America these last few weeks. But for moms, there is never a break from math, particularly math word problems. That’s right, Moms don’t need to fear the dreaded Summer Brain Drain. Because if they are like me, they’ll be flexing their quantitative skills all summer. [Read More]

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Why We Watch Live PD

May 7, 2018 By Katy 13 Comments

Wanna know why we watch Live PD? It's so entertaining, with police chases, fights, and more. You and your kids will see why doing drugs is a bad, bad choice, too.

For years I sat through Elmo and Caillou (ACK!) with my daughter. I’ve watched tween comedies like Liv and Maddie and The Loud House. My daughter, 11, even went through a savage Full House rerun phase. But I’m happy to report that those days are over (mostly). That’s because we are watching full-blown reality TV [Read More]

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Still More Generation X References That My Kids Don’t Get

April 16, 2018 By Katy 20 Comments

Here's another round of classic Generation X references that my teen and tween just don't get. Teenagers today don’t understand a lot of what we think is hilarious, such as Gen X gems like "Pardon me? Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

I sat on the couch next to my teenage son. Growing cold, I reached out and grabbed the blanket next to him. That’s when inspiration struck. “Reach out, reach out and touch someone!” I sang as I leaned over him. “Read out, reach out, and just say hi!” He looked at me as though I [Read More]

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Who’s Who on Your Child’s Travel Team

April 9, 2018 By Katy 10 Comments

Travel sports and kids: get ready for drama!

Why, hello there, parents of a young athlete! So your tender pumpkin was special enough to make the travel team for football/basketball/hockey/lacrosse/softball/volleyball/[insert other sport here]. You’ve got an exciting ride ahead of you. That’s because if your tender pumpkin was awesome enough to make the ’08 Screamin’ Eagles AAA U10 team, then your tender pumpkin is definitely [Read More]

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The Ides of March and Stuff

March 19, 2018 By Katy 10 Comments

Big Heads are just one of the highlights from the Ides of March and stuff

I was reminded of the Ides of March recently when we were planning my son’s course schedule for his sophomore year. While discussing his English class choices for next year, I brought up Shakespeare. “You’ve had to read Shakespeare, right?” I asked him. “Only Romeo and Juliet,” he replied. “Well, we watched the movie.” “Did [Read More]

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Funny Twitter Accounts To Follow For Laughs

March 12, 2018 By Katy 11 Comments

Here are some hilarious Twitter accounts to follow for laughs. Get your funny on with these Tweeps!

My son, 14, is on Snapchat constantly. Then there’s my husband, [age not given]. He likes to look at Instagram over his morning coffee. Finally, my daughter, 11, is too young for a phone and doesn’t do social media. Although, yes, I know the time is coming soon. But me? Me, I like Twitter. It’s [Read More]

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Honest Reasons Why the Slow Cooker was Invented

February 18, 2018 By Katy 26 Comments

Here are 8 funny but true real reasons why the slow cooker was invented. Like, so your kids could yell, "Ewww! What's that smell?" when they come from school.

Do you know why the slow cooker was invented? Legend has it that… No, whatever I was going to write is baloney. Nor was it invented to make millions of fans of This Is Us cry with its plot line on that show (sorry, I don’t even watch This Is Us). Here are the honest [Read More]

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Random Valentine’s Day Thoughts From A Teenager’s Mom

February 11, 2018 By Katy 12 Comments

Random Valentine's Day Thoughts from a Teenager's Mom

Valentine’s Day as the mother of a teenager is weird. This is because the following random Valentine’s Day thoughts swirl through my head: I wonder if my son likes anyone? Or if anyone likes my son? Oh, who cares. Why is that important? He’s a wonderful person and shouldn’t worry about Valentine’s Day at his [Read More]

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If Hockey Moms Got A Medal

January 29, 2018 By Katy 29 Comments

If Hockey Moms Got A Medal

“Where’s your medal?” asked the eight-year-old boy looking at a picture of my family. In the picture, my daughter, son, and husband all wore medals around their necks. That’s because one weekend my daughter’s hockey team won a tournament, so she got a medal. Then my son’s hockey team won a tournament, so he got [Read More]

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A Peek At My Goings-On

January 22, 2018 By Katy 11 Comments

When the science fair is voluntary and you pray your kid doesn't want to do it -- ExperiencedBadMom.com

I’ve taken some new responsibilities at work. You know work. The things that provides money to pay bills, health and dental insurance, and a retirement account. Yes, that work. These new responsibilities come with additional pay (yay!), but also additional time (how dare they?). They have seriously cramped my non-profitable but creatively-stimulating blogging time. Consequently, I’m [Read More]

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