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Tales from Halloween Past and Present

October 16, 2012 By Katy 9 Comments

Once upon a time, I had a baby boy.

I dressed him as a pumpkin for his first Halloween.

Then I dressed him as a fluffy chicken for his second Halloween.

I dressed him as a caterpillar for his third Halloween.

As the years passed, my baby boy grew in wisdom and stature. He began to have an opinion about Halloween. He wanted to be “green bones”, aka a green skeleton. He loved the green skeleton so much that he wore it two years in a row.

Then he was Indiana Jones, followed the next year by a Ninja.

By third grade, we ripped up his old jeans, sprayed his hair orange, and made him a punk rocker, even though he barely knew what one was.

And then, this year.

He’s 9 and in the 4th grade. I knew this day would come. I had seen the older boys come to my door to trick or treat while I cradled my pumpkin baby. I noticed exactly how all the older boys dressed those years when I held my baby chicken’s or fuzzy caterpillar’s hand.

There was no escaping the inevitable. At age 9, he wanted what every other boy his age wanted: blood, gore, chills and thrills. Total freak-out-ness.

Ladies and gentleman, he’s going as the Soul Reaper this year.

He’s excited about it.

But he’ll never escape being my pumpkin.

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  1. Kirsty says

    October 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    Haha, so funny and poignant at the same time. He was adorable while it lasted…:) My two eldest informed me this week that they will no longer be dressing up for Halloween. Egads. Well. We shall see about that.
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    • Katy says

      October 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

      I’m also dreading that tween/teen stage where they want to stand on street corners in the dark with their friends on Halloween and look cool (i.e. look like they’re up to no good!)

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  2. The Mommy Psychologist says

    October 16, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    It’s Halloween every day in my house. Gus puts on a costume EVERY day.

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    • Katy says

      October 18, 2012 at 10:31 am

      You’re only 3 once, Gus. Go for it!

      Reply
  3. Trish says

    October 30, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Aw, I love it! So fun to look back on when they were babies.

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    • Katy says

      October 30, 2012 at 11:22 am

      It is fun! Love your blog name. Will check it out. đŸ™‚

      Reply
  4. Corinna says

    October 30, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I think he should dress as the chicken again! Visiting from SITS Blogtober. Now following you!
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    • Katy says

      October 30, 2012 at 12:53 pm

      Aw, that would be awesome if the chicken costume came in big kid size!

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  1. Tales from Halloween Past, Part II says:
    October 29, 2012 at 9:23 am

    […] A couple weeks ago, I lamented over the fact that my baby boy, once dressed as a pumpkin, has grown up and wants nothing more than to be a frightening/bloody/ghoulish mess this Halloween. […]

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