Happy Friday, everyone! I’ve got a quick assortment of Tweets that made me laugh this week:
Tweets that tickle your funny bone
My fantasy is having two men at once.
One cooking, one cleaning.
#fantasies
— Ashi Labouisse (@AshiLabouisse) March 20, 2014
Menstruation.
Menopause.
Mental breakdown.
Notice how all women's problems begin with men.
#amnoticing
— Ashi Labouisse (@AshiLabouisse) March 26, 2014
'Why does mom even have a bathroom door'?
~my kids
— Jandalize (@Jandalize) March 19, 2014
We're going to Target for paper towels. See you in three hundred dollars.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 27, 2014
And **of course** a few fantastic tweets of my own!
@ExperBadMom because it's disney, she knew where this was going…
— Modern Housewife (@Modern_Wife) March 20, 2014
7yo: Do you know you're symmetrical? You have 2 of those {points to my boobs}.
— Experienced Bad Mom (@ExperBadMom) March 26, 2014
Have a great weekend!
Oh boy…that last one…where do kids come up with this stuff?
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This one came from doing First Grade math! She had to identify symmetrical shapes. Thank goodness she had already drawn the required symmetrical shapes on her homework before declaring me symmetrical! That wouldn’t have been a pretty picture.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LOVE IT!
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Thanks for the laughs! I especially like the last one. Kids are awesome.
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