As if I needed further proof that I am a bad mom, here are 2 highlights from today (and it’s only noon):
1. Sydney, age 3, called her brother a “stupid ass”.
2. Will insisted on riding through the grocery store sitting atop the kiddie cart shaped like a police car. I gave up trying to tell him to sit down after, oh, 80 times. Finally, in the beans and salad dressing aisle, I told him that when he fell and hit his head on the floor and died, I would miss him. I did not realize that there was another shopper behind me. Luckily for me, she laughed!
