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A Peek At My Goings-On

January 22, 2018 By Katy

When the science fair is voluntary and you pray your kid doesn't want to do it -- ExperiencedBadMom.com

I’ve taken some new responsibilities at work. You know work. The things that provides money to pay bills, health and dental insurance, and a retirement account. Yes, that work. These new responsibilities come with additional pay (yay!), but also additional time (how dare they?). They have seriously cramped my non-profitable but creatively-stimulating blogging time. Consequently, I’m [Read More]

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Christmas Things I Don’t Get

December 18, 2017 By Katy

Here's a funny list of Christmas things I just don't understand, like those crazy perfume commercials.

It’s the holiday season and there are a lot of Christmas things I don’t get. For instance, I don’t get the song, “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas”. Really? Who wants a hippopotamus for Christmas? Is there some hidden meaning to the lyrics? And why does the singer sound as if a hippopotamus sat on [Read More]

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Thanksgiving Jokes for the Whole Family

November 20, 2017 By Katy

Here are funny, cute Thanksgiving jokes that the whole family can enjoy.

Thanksgiving is here. What better way to celebrate than to sit around the table sharing Thanksgiving jokes? It sure beats sitting around the table fighting over who is really Mom’s favorite or who ate the last of the mashed potatoes. So to promote world peace, at least at the dinner table, here is a finely [Read More]

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5 Celebrity Moms of Tweens and Teens Who Should Blog

October 23, 2017 By Katy

Here are 5 Celebrity Moms of tweens and teens who should blog. Their stories of raising this age group would definitely help the rest of us dealing with eye rolls and social media!

This week I’m talking about celebrity moms of tweens and teens who should blog. Why? Because as the mom of a tween and a teen I need some advice. Or just plain entertainment. Maybe commiseration. Or all of the above. Yup, as a mom whose kids are not little, but not yet in college or [Read More]

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Conversations With My Family About 80s Music

October 2, 2017 By Katy

Do you like 80s music? Then you'll like these funny observations about popular 80s music classics from Wham, Bonnie Tyler, Lionel Richie and more.

The following is a true story about a family listening to 80s music on a road trip. I have changed their names to protect the innocent. I’m kidding. Usually I don’t mention their names anymore because supposedly that makes me an oversharing, hyper mommy blogger. I digress. The scene A couple weekends ago my family [Read More]

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The Funny Truth about Making Dinner for Your Kids

September 18, 2017 By Katy

"Ugh! What's that smell?" ask your precious children. "Dinner" you reply as they start making gagging noises. Yup, it's just another funny truth about making dinner for your kids.

“If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it,” said the iconic Erma Bombeck. Was she talking about dinnertime with kids? Who knows. But her advice is certainly applicable to the nightly chore that — let’s face it — usually falls on moms because we are the ones who get stuff done. So [Read More]

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A Guest Post from Scooter the Cat

July 24, 2017 By Katy

Follow Scooter the cat through a typical day. She's one funny and cute calico.

Hello! I’m Scooter the cat, a calico from Michigan. If I were a toddler, I think I’d say I’m 22 months old. But I’m not toddler, silly. I’m a cat. So I’m almost 2 years old. My mom’s busy doing summer stuff so she asked me to guest post on her blog. I’m busy, too, [Read More]

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Things I Don’t Get

June 26, 2017 By Katy

Chalk this one up under things I don't get: People who "forget" to eat!

This post on things I don’t get was inspired by a universal experience. I say universal because I’m willing to bet this has happened to you, too: You’re out shopping when you have to go to the bathroom. You find the nearest public restroom and step inside. There are at least 10 open stalls. It’s [Read More]

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The Funny Truth About Spam

June 12, 2017 By Katy

Here's the funny truth about spam messages.

Have you looked in your spam folder lately? Those messages are comedy gold, people. Here’s a sampling from my own spam box, for your entertainment. The spam about 2.5 million dollars Greetings, I am Mrs Anne BRUNO, base in Cote d’Ivoire I write to relate to you of my intention to use my money 2.5 million [Read More]

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The Long and Short of It

May 1, 2017 By Katy

The Long and Short of It: What happens when a really tall mama finds out her daughter won't be so tall after all.

I received the devastating news at my daughter’s well-child visit when she was two years old. “Your daughter is in the 75th percentile for height,” the pediatrician reported. The belly on my 5’11” frame knotted. I uncrossed my long legs and leaned forward in my chair. “Wha-a-a-t?” I stammered. “Does 75th percentile today mean the same as [Read More]

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