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Things I Want to Complain About

April 6, 2016 By Katy 26 Comments

Here are the funny but true things I want to complain about this week!

It’s Spring Break in our house this week, which means the kids are home from school, bored, and asking why we didn’t go anywhere. Funny, they don’t seem placated by my answer: “Mommy and Daddy DON’T get Spring Break plus you just went to Disney World in February so be quiet.” Anyhoo, since I’m complaining [Read More]

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The 5 Dirtiest Places in my Car

March 9, 2016 By Katy 11 Comments

The 5 Dirtiest Places in My Car 500

The abyss. The black hole. The crumb catcher. I’m taking about that sliver of space between the driver’s seat and the console in your car. In my car, it’s one of the dirtiest places. That’s why I’m pleased to be working with Drop Stop®, who provided me with a pair of neoprene seat gap fillers [Read More]

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8 Things I Learned at a Bryan Adams Concert

January 6, 2016 By Katy 16 Comments

8 Things I learned at a Bryan Adams concert - Gen X funny stuff by Experienced Bad Mom

One of my favorite memories from last year was seeing Bryan Adams in concert. I’ve loved his music since I first heard “Straight From the Heart” at a middle school dance. When his Reckless album was released in the 80s, I listened to that cassette tape with the hits “Heaven“, “Somebody” and “Summer of ’69” thousands [Read More]

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Look Back in Humor

September 30, 2015 By Katy 5 Comments

Experienced Bad Mom is looking back on her status update, tweets, and pins in humor! Come by for a chortle.

“How’s your blog? I haven’t seen anything lately. Are you still doing it?” my stylist asked me while I was getting a trim. “Uh,” I stammered unintelligibly. “Yes, I’m still doing it.” Then my heart curled up and died a little bit. Yes. I’m definitely still doing my blog. However, once I got over the [Read More]

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How 9/11 is Part of Our Story – Club Mid

September 11, 2015 By Katy 2 Comments

How 9/11 is Part of Our Story - a letter to my kids about the Day that changed America.

9/11 marks a somber anniversary. Like many of you, I clearly remember where I was when I heard the news. Like many of you, I was not a parent on that day, but I am now. Like many of you, I want my kids to know more about 9/11. I don’t want them to be [Read More]

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10 Reasons I Can’t Wait To Be a Senior Citizen

August 5, 2015 By Katy 9 Comments

Wearing sweatshirts with embroidered birds on them is just one reason I can't wait to be a senior citizen! Check out the other 9 funny but true reasons in this light-hearted post.

Before going to a rock concert recently, I realized I would be staying up waaaaay past my usual bedtime of 10:30. To prepare, I tried to eat healthily the day of the concert, drink lots of water, nap, and…oh, who am I kidding? I drank a giant soft drink, wished for the best, went to [Read More]

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Hearing These Five Sounds Mean You’re a Mom

July 15, 2015 By Katy 13 Comments

Hearing these five sounds, such as the lip-smacking of a hungry newborn, mean you're a mom! Come see if you agree with these sounds of motherhood.

I used to cry when I heard it. The smacking of teeny, tiny newborn lips. My ravaged, raw breasts — trying so hard to get the hang of breastfeeding a newborn — would clench defensively. Together with the hungry cry, the wet cry, the poopy cry, and the gassy cry, that lip-smacking sound announced to [Read More]

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12 Things I’ve Learned in 12 Years as a Parent

July 1, 2015 By Katy 15 Comments

Check out these 12 funny, true, and sweet things I've learned in my 12 years as a parent. Do you agree with these lessons?

July marks my “Mamaversary”, the anniversary of when I became a mom. My son turns 12 and I can’t help but look back in wonder at the last dozen years of parenting and reminisce about all that I’ve learned. Nor can I refuse the urge to share with you all that I’ve learned. Here are my words [Read More]

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Experienced Bad Mom, Dream Crusher

June 3, 2015 By Katy 16 Comments

Experienced Bad Mom, the Dream Crusher!

“Mom, I NEED to take gymnastics,” stated my daughter, 8. She was out in the backyard doing cartwheels. “You already took gymnastics,” I replied casually. “Mom, no, everyone I know is taking gymnastics. I want to do gymnastics so bad.” “You already took gymnastics,” I repeated. “Once, when you were in preschool. And then just [Read More]

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From Sweetheart to Sweet, Lord, What IS All This Stuff?

May 11, 2015 By Katy 8 Comments

My nemesis? My darling daughter's STUFF! #MommyReality

After three years raising our firstborn, an extremely active son, our family was blessed with a little girl. She slept like an angel. She was as sweet as an angel. She was so dear to us. Oh, sure, my sweet baby girl soon grew into a not-so-sweet toddler and preschooler, but really, I had no [Read More]

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