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Don’t Send THIS to School

November 7, 2013 By Katy 22 Comments

My children, ages 10 and 6, have both finished kindergarten. However, I still feel trained from their time in kindergarten to save every single empty box, canister, or toilet paper roll. That’s because the kids always needed such items for kindergarten projects, particularly the construction corner.

The construction corner was where they taped toilet paper rolls to egg cartons to cereal boxes to make rockets or boats or whatever else their imagination inspired them to create. Ingenious, really. And a cool way to teach math concepts.

And sending in things for the construction corner was so easy that even I, the Experienced Bad Mom, could do it. Every month when I sent in my collection of toilet paper rolls, I felt awesome. As I consciously saved empty cereal boxes and those super cool Pringles chips containers, I would tell myself, “Way. To. Go.”

Until the day I put this empty box in my daughter’s backpack:

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Oops.

I bet that mom or dad was surprised when Little Johnny brought home a rocket made from a tampon box!

True story, though: my daughter came home with a boat made from an empty Preparation H box (that I did NOT send in!) so at least I’m not alone in my blind dedication to sending empty boxes to school.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever sent to school or daycare?

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  1. Emma @ P is for Preschooler says

    November 7, 2013 at 9:50 am

    On the plus side, most kids in kindergarten can’t read and almost none of them would know what it was anyway! LOL!
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    • Katy says

      November 7, 2013 at 10:09 am

      Excellent point, Emma! I like how you think. 🙂

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  2. Rabia @TheLiebers says

    November 7, 2013 at 11:08 am

    That’s awesome!! When I taught day care I had a kid who brought his mom’s undies to school statically attached to his nap blanket!!
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      November 7, 2013 at 11:57 am

      I taught daycare, too, but we only ever go stray socks or fabric softener sheets. Undies would have been much more exciting!
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  3. Tess says

    November 7, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    lol- I would be one of those moms to send a box like that without thinking.
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  4. Laura says

    November 7, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    It’s the thought that counts right?
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  5. Missy Homemaker says

    November 7, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    HA! That’s awesome. It totally sounds like something I would have done.
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  6. Carrie says

    November 8, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!

    That is priceless!!! HAHAHA!! But again, at least between the Kotex box and the Preperation H box…all ends are covered!

    Hysterical!! =)
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    • Katy says

      November 9, 2013 at 9:16 am

      Good thinking a bout both ends!

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  7. Herchel S says

    November 9, 2013 at 8:50 am

    I’ve never brought in anything crazy (surprisingly) or maybe they spared me the embarrassment but my son did introduce his two year old daycare class to my mole (“beauty mark”). They each politely said hello to it and told it their names.
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    • Katy says

      November 9, 2013 at 9:16 am

      That’s one for the ages, that mole story! Your mole sounds very friendly, too. 🙂

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  8. Run DMT says

    November 9, 2013 at 8:56 am

    LOL Note to self: Do not send in tampon boxes. Got it.

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    • Katy says

      November 9, 2013 at 9:17 am

      So happy to have helped!

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  9. Kathy Radigan says

    November 9, 2013 at 9:04 am

    Love this! Just priceless and something I could totally see myself doing. What a treat to find you via the SITS Sharefest, I have now added you to the “sites I must visit” list in my head!! (I also am now following you on FB because the list in my head idea never works out very well!)
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    • Katy says

      November 9, 2013 at 9:14 am

      Thanks for visiting! Glad you get my sense of humor and hope I show up in your Facebook feed some time. Always a crapshoot with Facebook. 🙂

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  10. Bev says

    November 9, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Haha, oops! In your defense, I have heard of kids bringing much more embarrassing things (for the parents!) to school.
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    • Katy says

      November 9, 2013 at 1:51 pm

      Yes, I’m sure those teachers have seen it all!

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  11. Carla says

    November 9, 2013 at 10:16 am

    LOL! I hope the teacher didn’t have to have any “what is this for?” discussions. Honeslty, I think I’d prefer this over the Preperation H box!

    Have a great Saturday Share fest!
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    • Katy says

      November 9, 2013 at 1:52 pm

      I’m just glad that most kindergarteners probably couldn’t read a box like this! The Prep H box went over my daughter’s head thankfully.

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  12. Adrian says

    November 9, 2013 at 11:08 am

    That’s hilarious! Reminds me of the time my stamping buddies and I were doing a stamping event and someone showed us how to make some very “feminine slippers” out of these products. My husband was at first horrified, then he thought they were hilarious and would ask me to show them off to our friends, although I would have to pick them up as he wouldn’t dare touch them! I keep telling him, it’s not contagious, but I don’t think he believes me! To make them, you just stamp flowers on the top of one pad for the base of the slipper, then take another one, stamp some more flowers and wrap it across for the toe part and use the natural stickiness to stick it to the base pad. Makes an adorable pair of fluffy slippers! #SITSSharefest
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    • Katy says

      November 9, 2013 at 1:51 pm

      Wow! Sounds very feminine and unique. I’m not sure I blame your husband for being afraid. 🙂

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  13. Rachel G says

    November 9, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    hahaha!! Oh man–that’s too funny! I bet the teacher sometimes gets a laugh at the random types of boxes that get sent in!
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