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Fresh or Frozen? A 9-Year-Old Decides

December 21, 2012 By Katy 4 Comments

We were watching a Domino’s pizza ad for their new deep dish pizza. It begins with their CEO, who looks with disgust at a frozen circle of dough.

“You wanna know a dirty secret?” he asks. “A lot of pan pizzas start out with frozen dough.”

Then the commercial cuts to a Domino’s chef. Who’s got her hands all over some dough.

“First, we hand press the dough into the pan,” she says.

And then Will loses it.

“Aww, disgusting!” he shouts at the TV. “I don’t want someone’s GERMY hands touching MY pizza!”

“Fresh or frozen dough?” The chef asks holding the doughs in her hand. “You decide.”

“FROZEN!” screams Will.

I guess we’re not calling Domino’s over Winter Break. (Unless, you know, Domino’s, you want to provide the Experienced Bad Mom family with a taste test…Call me!)

Fresh or Frozen? What gets you riled up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFx_Y2Lx_70

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  1. Chris Carter says

    December 21, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Ha! Isn’t it so funny the things that get our kids all riled up? I could totally see my son doing that about the pizza and somebody’s gross hands tossing the crust!
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      December 22, 2012 at 1:29 pm

      So funny how passionate he was about pizza! And now I’m looking at that still from the YouTube video above and I don’t want someone massaging my unfrozen dough, either!
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  2. Maggie S. says

    December 22, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Gah. Now he made me think about it. We just had pizza last night. Eeew. I think I’m gonna be retroactively grossed out.
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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      December 22, 2012 at 7:10 pm

      Ew, sorry! Just think someone had to put their germy hands on the frozen dough, too.
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