Experienced Bad Mom

Not Just a Bad Mom, But an Experienced Bad Mom

Pee pee in the potty

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You’ve heard the TV called the Boob Tube. I’m thinking of renaming it the Uro-Tube. Here’s why: Sydney has recently potty trained (WOO HOO!). We were eating dinner the other night and she had already been excused. We heard her go into her room and then we heard the scraping sound as she moved her [Read More]

Gratitude with Attitude

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The kids received Halloween cards from Grandma this week. Will ripped his open, gulped when he saw the green paper inserted inside, and anxiously whipped out his monetary gift. “Five bucks?” he exclaimed. “That’s it?” Nice! We had a little talk about gratitude after that outburst. Let’s hope it sinks in!

Picking clothes and picking fights

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I could hear them arguing in the hall. My husband’s voice boomed, “You are NOT wearing that to church!” My son replied at the top of his lungs, “Yes, I AM!” “No you’re not!” “Yes, I am!” “You do NOT wear a skeleton to church. That’s final!” Now I finally understood. My son’s shirt, while [Read More]

A tale of two lunches

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As we have settled into Will’s school year, I keep thinking this lunch thing should get easier. But it doesn’t. Some days he braves the cafeteria, usually when the menu boasts a dessert. Most days he takes a lunch. He also needs a non-allergenic snack for later in the afternoon. So the night before a [Read More]

Talking with Sydney about Halloween

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This week Sydney and I were in the car and started chatting about Halloween. “Mmmm, candy!” she squealed. “What’s your favorite type of candy?” I asked. “Um,” she said. Then nothing. “Is it chocolate? Lollipops? Mints?” I suggested. A moment later she said with a straight face, “Beer candy!” Then she giggled. And of course [Read More]

Poop Sandwich

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I have been trying to get in a groove with lunches for school. Most days I send Lunchables and I’ve also bribed Will a few times to try the cafeteria. On a recent day I packed him a good ol’ PB&J. After school that day, I checked in to see how lunch met his standards. [Read More]

Bad school!

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Yesterday morning I got in an argument with Will as he left for 1st grade. I wanted him to take his hat and make sure he wore it on the playground to protect his freckly goodness from the evil sun. “Mom, they don’t allow hats on the playground. Only in your backpack!” he cried. Ha. [Read More]

Three days

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I felt like a good mom for the 1st three days of 1st grade. Then reality hit. It was a good run, those 3 days. You see, Clifford the Big Red Dog came home with Will on Thursday. We were supposed to play with Clifford and document his adventures in our house in the class [Read More]

Drawing with Sydney

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We were in the front yard a few days ago drawing on our driveway with sidewalk chalk. Sometimes the kids ask me to draw things for them, such as Elmo or flowers. Sydney asked me to draw a puppy. So I did. I’m no artist so it wasn’t much to look at, but it was [Read More]

Nature…or nurture?! Part II

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This morning at church I was standing up with Chad singing a hymn. Sydney was downstairs in the nursery and Will was trying to last as long as a 6-year-old could upstairs with us in the sanctuary. I looked over to see him doodling on the church bulletin. I looked closer and saw him drawing [Read More]

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