Just a quick update that my son STILL refuses to take a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in his lunch to school. Back in September, he claimed the PB&J that I packed had poop on it and he threw it away. Yup, that’s right. Poop. I can *guarantee* you I did not put poop on [Read More]
Laundry Tips from Experienced Bad Mom
1. Sort by color 2. Turn everything right side out 3. Pretreat stains 4. Select the proper temperature and correct amount of detergent 5. Remove Pull-Up from daughter’s pajama bottoms before washing the whole load. This ensures against getting pearlized pebbles all over your clean clothes and finding a half-ton Pull-Up in your washer. Trust [Read More]
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Like most moms, I often accuse my children of not listening. I’m not sure if this story falls into that category or not! Will and I were watching TV when we saw a commercial for the new children’s movie “Diary of a Wimpy Kid.” Will said, “I want to see Diarrhea Wimpy Kid!” I giggled. [Read More]
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I Swear!
The April issue of Parents Magazine has a tidbit about swearing when in pain: “One reason to feel less guilty the next time you accidentally use a four-letter word in front of the kids after stubbing your toe: It actually helps relieve pain, according to a new British study. The researchers believe that cursing may [Read More]
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This and That
I have a smattering of comments for today. First, regarding my post of last week and the zillion things I had to keep track of for Will’s first grade class: I got an email from a friend who shall remain nameless. She could relate to the zillion things going on for “March is Reading Month.” [Read More]
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Another day, another 10,000 things to keep track of
Monday I had a long day at work. I was tired. I came home to find no less than 8 action items needing my attention on behalf of Will, who is in First Grade. Here, for your reading pleasure, are the things my little brain were bombarded with after a long day at work: 1. [Read More]
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Free Coffee
Both of my blog readers might be interested in a free coffee sample from Dunkin’ Donuts. Nothing like a cuppa joe to make you more coherent around your kids!
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Order up!
The other day I was eating breakfast with Will and Sydney. I was eating my usual cold cereal, while Sydney and Will were enjoying waffles (the frozen kind you toast, not homemade!) After we had been eating for a while and were almost done, Will looked at me and said, “Mom, I ordered another waffle.” [Read More]
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An Apology to the Princesses
We’re back from Disney and we had a great time. The highest of highs and lowest of lows, as all parents of small children who traipse through amusement parks can relate. I do feel I owe an apology to the Disney Princesses. Once upon a time, before I had a daughter, the princesses annoyed me. [Read More]
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Off to Disneyworld!
Tomorrow we leave for a trip to Disneyworld! We will eat and sleep all things Disney for 4 nights and 5 days. Stay tuned for tales of our adventures next week!
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