Pillow Talk

Sydney and I were in my bed, trying to hide from Will, 8. He got distracted by his DSi so we had a few minutes to ourselves.

Very nonchalantly, Sydney picked her nose and wiped the booger on the pillow. She was laying on my side of the bed, of course.

“Did you just pick your nose and wipe it on my pillow?” I asked, surprised.

“Yes,” she answered, with all the confidence in the world.

I was too shocked and grossed out to reply.

In all seriousness, she then asked, “Do you want me to do it again?”