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Novel Home Inventions I Need Someone To Invent

April 12, 2016 By Katy 46 Comments

Here's a list of novel home inventions I need someone to invent - now!

You know what novel home invention I need someone to invent? This cartoon, courtesy of everythingfunny.org, sums it up perfectly: Indeed, every time I set my oven above 400 degrees, I set off the smoke alarm. Since our house is newer, it’s equipped with a highly sophisticated smoke alarm that includes someone bellowing “FIRE! FIRE!” as well as [Read More]

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The Right Way to Eat Out with Baby

March 30, 2016 By Katy 8 Comments

Remember your three rights when eating out with a baby and you'll have a successful--and fun--experience!

In my gut I knew that it was too late to take our baby out for dinner. He was acting a little fussy and it was nearly 7 pm. Nonetheless, my husband and I were desperate for a night out and figured we could handle anything that came our way. Fast forward twenty minutes later. [Read More]

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What Dinner at My House Looks Like

March 16, 2016 By Katy 9 Comments

Here's what dinner at my house looks like. Moms, can you relate?

I’m pleased to welcome Kate from Maternity Glow to the blog. She’s sharing the truth–the funny, realistic truth–about what dinner looks like at her house. Enjoy her post and let us know in the comments if you can relate! My dinner table is a thing of beauty. The fine China is out, the table is [Read More]

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The 5 Dirtiest Places in my Car

March 9, 2016 By Katy 11 Comments

The 5 Dirtiest Places in My Car 500

The abyss. The black hole. The crumb catcher. I’m taking about that sliver of space between the driver’s seat and the console in your car. In my car, it’s one of the dirtiest places. That’s why I’m pleased to be working with Drop Stop®, who provided me with a pair of neoprene seat gap fillers [Read More]

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Parenting with Purpose

October 19, 2015 By Katy 6 Comments

A great book for parents: Parenting with Purpose by Nina V. Garcia

In college I took an early childhood education class for one reason:  I knew nothing about kids. Sure, I’d been a kid. Sure, I’d seen kids. Sure, I knew some kids. But I never raised kids. And, I thought one day I might! Taking that class educated me about child development and equipped me with [Read More]

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Checklist for a Midwest Halloween Costume

October 13, 2015 By Katy 6 Comments

Here's a funny checklist for a Midwest Halloween Costume for kids!

I have lived in the Midwest longer than anywhere else and I’ve lived in a lot of places: California, Maryland, Arizona, North Carolina and British Columbia. Heck, I even studied abroad in Sydney, Australia. I’ve learned a lot in my years in the Midwest: I know what bratwurst is. I know that winter lasts six [Read More]

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Our Summer Adventures So Far

July 29, 2015 By Katy 4 Comments

Our Summer Adventures So Far included a weekend at a camper cabin. So luxurious compared to a tent!

It feels like only 10 minutes ago that we wrapped up another school year and switched gears for summer camp. Yet, here we are, officially knee deep in summer! As Ferris Beuller so eloquently puts it, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around for a while, you could miss it.” So I’m stopping now [Read More]

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Hearing These Five Sounds Mean You’re a Mom

July 15, 2015 By Katy 13 Comments

Hearing these five sounds, such as the lip-smacking of a hungry newborn, mean you're a mom! Come see if you agree with these sounds of motherhood.

I used to cry when I heard it. The smacking of teeny, tiny newborn lips. My ravaged, raw breasts — trying so hard to get the hang of breastfeeding a newborn — would clench defensively. Together with the hungry cry, the wet cry, the poopy cry, and the gassy cry, that lip-smacking sound announced to [Read More]

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12 Things I’ve Learned in 12 Years as a Parent

July 1, 2015 By Katy 15 Comments

Check out these 12 funny, true, and sweet things I've learned in my 12 years as a parent. Do you agree with these lessons?

July marks my “Mamaversary”, the anniversary of when I became a mom. My son turns 12 and I can’t help but look back in wonder at the last dozen years of parenting and reminisce about all that I’ve learned. Nor can I refuse the urge to share with you all that I’ve learned. Here are my words [Read More]

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Rejected Reproductive Health Unit Titles

April 23, 2015 By Katy 19 Comments

Rejected Reproductive Health Unit Titles in Middle School. These are guaranteed to make you laugh!

The email from my son’s middle school caught my eye. I opened it and read: “You are invited to come preview the lessons and teaching materials for Puberty: The Wonder Years.” Puberty: The Wonder Years? What, is Kevin Arnold narrating the videos about the miraculous changes that happen to your body when Winnie Cooper walks [Read More]

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