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Six Things All Kids Say on Vacation

August 6, 2018 By Katy 7 Comments

Here are six funny but true things that ALL kids say on vacation, no matter how old or young they are!

Here are six things all kids say on vacation, no matter how old they are. Yup, I don’t care if your kiddos are three or thirteen, they will say these things. My kids, now 15 and 11, have been saying these things on vacation since they were old enough to talk. And they haven’t stopped [Read More]

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SNL Sayings to Annoy Your Kids

July 23, 2018 By Katy 15 Comments

SNL sayings to annoy your kids, like "Just cinch it".

My daughter helped me chop broccoli recently. I was trying out a new recipe, she was bored, and I put her to work. You know what comes next. “She’s chopping broccoli!” I sang with glee. “She’s chopping bro-cco-li”. My daughter looked at my like I was crazy (I am) and asked me to stop. But [Read More]

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Math Word Problems for Moms

June 4, 2018 By Katy 17 Comments

Check out these real-life math word problems for moms. Can you solve these funny but true equations?!

Kids have been finishing up the school year all across America these last few weeks. But for moms, there is never a break from math, particularly math word problems. That’s right, Moms don’t need to fear the dreaded Summer Brain Drain. Because if they are like me, they’ll be flexing their quantitative skills all summer. [Read More]

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In Defense of Being 11 Years Old

January 15, 2018 By Katy 16 Comments

Here's to letting our kids continue being 11 years old, rather than wishing they were older. Here's to playing, to creating, to dreaming!

“I just want to pop into the Hallmark store,” I told my 11-year-old daughter. “They have those socks I like and I have a coupon.” My daughter asked to stay home. I was a bit surprised. After all, days earlier she and I had hit the mall and scored quite the haul during the after [Read More]

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5 Celebrity Moms of Tweens and Teens Who Should Blog

October 23, 2017 By Katy 22 Comments

Here are 5 Celebrity Moms of tweens and teens who should blog. Their stories of raising this age group would definitely help the rest of us dealing with eye rolls and social media!

This week I’m talking about celebrity moms of tweens and teens who should blog. Why? Because as the mom of a tween and a teen I need some advice. Or just plain entertainment. Maybe commiseration. Or all of the above. Yup, as a mom whose kids are not little, but not yet in college or [Read More]

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The one about raising a teenage boy

October 16, 2017 By Katy 18 Comments

The one about raising a teenage son. No reasonable offer refused!

Did you know that I am the middle of three girls? That’s right, no brothers. Which is important because I’m continually surprised about things while raising a teenage boy. Things like: That bodily function jokes are so funny. How any one person could have so much energy. That boys seemingly cannot think of more than [Read More]

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The Funny Truth about Making Dinner for Your Kids

September 18, 2017 By Katy 17 Comments

"Ugh! What's that smell?" ask your precious children. "Dinner" you reply as they start making gagging noises. Yup, it's just another funny truth about making dinner for your kids.

“If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it,” said the iconic Erma Bombeck. Was she talking about dinnertime with kids? Who knows. But her advice is certainly applicable to the nightly chore that — let’s face it — usually falls on moms because we are the ones who get stuff done. So [Read More]

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When Your Kid’s BFF is the Opposite Gender

July 10, 2017 By Katy 12 Comments

All about when your child's BFF is the opposite gender.

“Is that her boyfriend?” the stranger asked, winking. I looked at my ten-year-old daughter and her best friend standing next to me in the grocery store. “No, he’s just her friend,” I replied, damping down my exasperation. My daughter’s best friend is a boy.  They are fourth graders who are not dating nor thinking about dating. [Read More]

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Observations from Beachfront Bargain Hunt on HGTV

May 8, 2017 By Katy 31 Comments

Ever watched Beachfront Bargain Hunt on HGTV? Then you'll love these funny observations.

I never thought my son and I would bond over HGTV’s Beachfront Bargain Hunt. Of course, thirteen years ago when he was born I was simply trying to keep him alive. And not run myself into the ground trying. But here we are all these years later hanging out and watching a real estate show [Read More]

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The Long and Short of It

May 1, 2017 By Katy 15 Comments

The Long and Short of It: What happens when a really tall mama finds out her daughter won't be so tall after all.

I received the devastating news at my daughter’s well-child visit when she was two years old. “Your daughter is in the 75th percentile for height,” the pediatrician reported. The belly on my 5’11” frame knotted. I uncrossed my long legs and leaned forward in my chair. “Wha-a-a-t?” I stammered. “Does 75th percentile today mean the same as [Read More]

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