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The Three Kings

June 26, 2012 By Katy

“You’re so smart,” I gushed to my 5-year-old recently (Yes, I’m one of those annoying moms who thinks her kid is brilliant!) “You’re, like, the smartest person I know!”

“I know 2 people who are smarter,” Sydney replied.

“Two? Who are they?”

“God and Jesus. Actually, they’re kings. And there’s a third king,” she told me.

Wow, she really is smart I thought to myself. Could she be thinking of the Holy Spirit?

“Who’s the third?” I inquired.

“Santa Claus!”

Ho ho ho, people.

Ho ho ho!

My son, daughter, and the “third” King!

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  1. The Mommy Psychologist says

    June 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Christmas in June. Gotta love that.
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  2. Lynden says

    June 27, 2012 at 2:51 am

    Cute!!
    (Be careful though… I found out tonight from my Marine Capt. Son that i was Wrong to praise and love him too much through his life… ;-{ – Long story and I don’t still know all of it…)
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  3. Erin says

    June 27, 2012 at 6:32 am

    Oh so cute! I love how kids rationalize things 🙂
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  4. Not Winning Mom of the Year says

    June 27, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    …and there you have it folks! “Nuff said.
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  5. Lou Lou says

    June 29, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    I don’t get it, he IS the third king???
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