Ten year old: Mom, can we name our toilet?
Me: WHAT? No.
Six year old: I’d name it “Pooping”.
Ten year old: I’d name it “Quinn”.
Have you, ahem, named your toilet?!?!
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Not Just a Bad Mom, But an Experienced Bad Mom
LOL, My kids aren’t that creative, they would much rather name body parts. Especially the boys.

Growing Up Madison recently posted…Happy Independence Day
And of course it was my boy who decided we should name the toilet to begin with!
Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom recently posted…They Tried to Name the Toilet
Ha! No, but don’t give them any ideas! They name plenty of inanimate objects. WOnder if this would help with potty training, though…
Rabia @TheLiebers recently posted…FIve Minute Friday: Beautiful
It probably WOULD help with potty training — go say hi to John! Lou is lonely, go visit!
Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom recently posted…They Tried to Name the Toilet
LOL! that is absolutely hilarious and I love it! The 6 year old seems like a very accurate sort of person
And I like that the 10 year old made it sound fancy. This is too funny.
Stephanie recently posted…Problem solving: the case of the spilled milk
I am still wondering how he came up with “Quinn”?!?
Haha..We have’t named ours yet but I can see my daughter wanting to
Nicole Copeland recently posted…How am I ever going to get everything done…
Let me know what name she comes up with! Ha ha!
Haha! My kids never thought to name the toilet. If they did, it would be “who didnt flush”.
Tess recently posted…Tuesday Things
I would be happy if my boys could *hit* the toilet(they are 14 and 12), and if naming it helps, I am all for it!
Jen @Making Our Life Matter recently posted…Sunrise In Wildwood, NJ~#Wordless Wednesday July 10th
I love that they came up with a real person-type name for it! They must really dislike someone named Quinn.
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