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What to Write on a Baby Shower Cake

February 12, 2014 By Katy 12 Comments

Wondering what to write on a baby shower cake? Here’s the story of what I chose to write:

Here are some funny and realistic suggestions for what to write on a baby shower cake.

A couple of my co-workers were pregnant and due around the same time. When we had a baby shower for them, I was the lucky person instructed chosen to order the cake.

At the bakery, they asked what I wanted written on the cake.

“Good luck, you’ll need it!” popped into my mind.

No, I thought.

I can’t write that.

I settled on “Welcome Little Ones!”

But what if I had had them write out my first thought? The cake would look a little something like this:

What to write on a baby shower cakeAnd, as long as I’m being honest, I know of several more phrases that I REALLY want to put on a baby shower cake. They are:

You don’t need that $600 stroller!

Sleep is for the weak!

Your husband doesn’t look like he’s going to be helpful!

Watch out for the dreaded diaper blowout!

Breastfeeding hurts for at least two weeks!

There you have it. What I would write on a baby shower cake. If you could be honest, what would you  write on a baby shower cake?

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  1. Valerie @momma in progress says

    February 12, 2014 at 7:29 am

    How about a simple, “You have no idea.”
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    • Katy says

      February 12, 2014 at 9:57 am

      Perfect! Short and sweet and it would totally fit on the cake. 🙂

      Reply
  2. The Dose of Reality says

    February 12, 2014 at 11:37 am

    SO true!! The “you don’t need that $600 stroller” is PERFECT!! Bwahahahahahahaha!
    The Dose of Reality recently posted…The Dose Girls Are SpooningMy Profile

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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      February 12, 2014 at 11:56 am

      Wouldn’t you just have the best time at a baby shower if that *really* was on the cake?!
      Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom recently posted…What to Write on a Baby Shower CakeMy Profile

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  3. Rabia @TheLiebers says

    February 12, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    I think “I’ll be praying for you.” would be appropriate!! LOL!
    Rabia @TheLiebers recently posted…Do As I Say; Not As I DoMy Profile

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    • Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom says

      February 12, 2014 at 2:11 pm

      Creative. Helpful. True! You nailed it. 🙂
      Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom recently posted…What to Write on a Baby Shower CakeMy Profile

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  4. Amber Day Hicks says

    February 15, 2014 at 2:36 pm

    I absolutely love this post! Thanks for linking up with us on this #LOBS weekend! ~A~
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  5. Rorybore says

    February 19, 2014 at 11:40 am

    “shower now”
    honestly, that’s all I wanted half the time after new born. A good long hot shower — without a baby screaming on the bathroom floor or having to sing Hush Little Baby through the shampoo suds.
    Rorybore recently posted…WW: Surviving WinterMy Profile

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    • Katy says

      February 19, 2014 at 11:42 am

      Absolutely! *shudders* I’m remembering those days now and I’m so glad I survived. Thanks for commenting!

      Reply
  6. Miranda says

    February 25, 2014 at 11:02 am

    “Goodbye, Clean House! We’ll miss you!”

    “You’ll never pee alone again”

    Very funny article! Thanks!
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  7. Alicia says

    February 26, 2014 at 1:32 am

    HA! This is great!!! What about “Here’s to not pooping on the delivery table!”
    Alicia recently posted…Blessing Bags | Free Printable | Matthew 11:28My Profile

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    • Katy says

      February 26, 2014 at 9:05 am

      Oh boy! So true. Thanks for commenting. 🙂

      Reply

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