The other night I saw a commercial for Zoomies, binoculars that you wear like glasses.
I laughed and laughed at the thought of wearing Zoomies in public to an event like my daughter’s soccer game.
Then I laughed some more at the thought that I AM getting older. Eventually I’ll need reading glasses and I’ll need to exercise more because my metabolism will slow down (getting old STINKS!).
So I’m thinking I’ll be wearing Zoomies while I Prancercise.
Then, I’ll be so exhausted–not to mention menopausal–so I’ll come home all sweaty and have hot flashes all night so I better get the Chillo pillow, too.
I’ve seen my future, people, and it ain’t pretty!