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The one about raising a teenage boy

October 16, 2017 By Katy 18 Comments

The one about raising a teenage son. No reasonable offer refused!

Did you know that I am the middle of three girls? That’s right, no brothers. Which is important because I’m continually surprised about things while raising a teenage boy. Things like: That bodily function jokes are so funny. How any one person could have so much energy. That boys seemingly cannot think of more than [Read More]

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The Funny Truth about Making Dinner for Your Kids

September 18, 2017 By Katy 17 Comments

"Ugh! What's that smell?" ask your precious children. "Dinner" you reply as they start making gagging noises. Yup, it's just another funny truth about making dinner for your kids.

“If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it,” said the iconic Erma Bombeck. Was she talking about dinnertime with kids? Who knows. But her advice is certainly applicable to the nightly chore that — let’s face it — usually falls on moms because we are the ones who get stuff done. So [Read More]

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When Your Kid’s BFF is the Opposite Gender

July 10, 2017 By Katy 12 Comments

All about when your child's BFF is the opposite gender.

“Is that her boyfriend?” the stranger asked, winking. I looked at my ten-year-old daughter and her best friend standing next to me in the grocery store. “No, he’s just her friend,” I replied, damping down my exasperation. My daughter’s best friend is a boy.  They are fourth graders who are not dating nor thinking about dating. [Read More]

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Observations from Beachfront Bargain Hunt on HGTV

May 8, 2017 By Katy 31 Comments

Ever watched Beachfront Bargain Hunt on HGTV? Then you'll love these funny observations.

I never thought my son and I would bond over HGTV’s Beachfront Bargain Hunt. Of course, thirteen years ago when he was born I was simply trying to keep him alive. And not run myself into the ground trying. But here we are all these years later hanging out and watching a real estate show [Read More]

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The Long and Short of It

May 1, 2017 By Katy 15 Comments

The Long and Short of It: What happens when a really tall mama finds out her daughter won't be so tall after all.

I received the devastating news at my daughter’s well-child visit when she was two years old. “Your daughter is in the 75th percentile for height,” the pediatrician reported. The belly on my 5’11” frame knotted. I uncrossed my long legs and leaned forward in my chair. “Wha-a-a-t?” I stammered. “Does 75th percentile today mean the same as [Read More]

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Steps for Sending Your Teen on a School Trip

April 24, 2017 By Katy 25 Comments

Steps for sending your teen on a school trip

Loyal readers may remember my son and I went on a school trip to Toronto a couple years ago. It was fun being a chaperone, but not SO FUN that I decided I would do it again this year when his 8th grade class went to Washington, DC for four days and three nights. After all, it’s [Read More]

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10 Lazy Ways to Be a Better Parent

March 6, 2017 By Katy 29 Comments

Here are 10 lazy ways to be a better parent, like laugh and take a nap!

I was flipping through a magazine when I caught the blur out of the corner of my eye. It was my daughter, 10, running through the front lawn with her friends. I smiled as I realized I had just practiced a lazy way to be a better mom: I did nothing. That’s right. When my daughter claimed she [Read More]

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10 Things I Won’t Miss From My Kids’ Childhood

January 16, 2017 By Katy 22 Comments

10 Things I Won't Miss from my Kids' Childhoods - a funny list for all moms!

I saw an elaborate Valentine on Pinterest today. I sighed with relief that I wouldn’t be making any of those. Then I stopped to wonder why that was my gut reaction. I guess it’s not rocket science. I always found it tedious doing those class valentines with my kids. When they were littler, they always lost [Read More]

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10 Life Lessons I Want My Kids To Learn

November 1, 2016 By Katy 31 Comments

Here are 10 Life Lessons I Want to Teach My Kids. Like don't put dishwashing soap in the dishwasher. Nope, use dishwasher detergent instead!

The kitchen area at my work was flooded with bubbles recently. They were everywhere, in every single nook and cranny. It was a giant mess that thankfully I didn’t have to clean up. The cause of the bubbly disaster? A young coworker had put dish washing liquid in the dishwasher instead of dishwasher detergent. Oops! [Read More]

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My Lazy Ways to Be a Better Parent

October 13, 2016 By Katy 1 Comment

10 Lazy Ways to Be a Better Parent

Dear Readers, I’m pleased to be published for the first time on the website Parent.co. I’m sharing the 10 Lazy Ways to Be a Better Parent, which includes ways like sleep more and compare less, all in my jovial style. You’ll find no judgment from me, moms and dads. I’d be honored if you visit. [Read More]

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